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{{Quote|BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!!|Bruticus Maximus when fully combined}}
 
{{Quote|BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!!|Bruticus Maximus when fully combined}}
{{Character Infobox|image = BRUTICUSMAXIMUS.jpg|imagesize = 300x371|gender = Male|eyes = Red|species = Robot|home = Cybertron|AKA = (Simply) Bruticus, Brutal Bruticus,|name = Bruticus Maximus|dream = Conquering Earth with Bowser|fear = Mario and Autobots|occupation = Military Robot Combiner of Destruction|known = Brutal Machine}}'''Bruticus Maximus''' is some sort of giant robot thingy created by [[Happycat]] and [[Bowser]] to destroy [[Mario]]. He was destroyed by [[Susanoomon]] and was thrown into [[The German Prison]].
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{{Character Infobox|image = BRUTICUSMAXIMUS.jpg|imagesize = 300x371|gender = Male|eyes = Red|species = Robot|home = Cybertron|AKA = (Simply) Bruticus|name = Bruticus Maximus|dream = [[Blow Stuff Up]]|fear = [[Mario]]|occupation = Military Robot Combiner of Destruction|known = Making Chuck Norris notice him once|rank = 5,000,000,000,000|gallery = Yes|caption = Bruticus.|hair = Silver antena and horn|death = Disassembled by [[Bruticus Maximus+]]|education = Nope.avi|quotes = Yes}}
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[[File:Giant Bruticus.jpg|thumb|302x302px|Bruticus stands at [[Pi]] times the height of [[Optimus Prime]].]]
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'''Bruticus Maximus''' is some sort of giant robot Transformer thingy created by [[WaMr. T]] and [[Bowser]] to destroy [[Mario]] and [[Susanoomon]]. He was destroyed by Mario and Susanoomon and was thrown into [[The German Prison]].
   
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Nowadays, this destructive, brutal, murderous, giant gestalt is associated with [[Thanos]] (See below).
Bowser created Bruticus Maximus as a weapon with weapons attached to it (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). It ran around wherever Bowser programmed it to go, [[AK-47|shot people]], [[Bombs|blew them up]], and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to [[Megatron]].
 
   
 
Bowser was able to create Bruticus Maximus with the help of WaMr. T. Bruticus was created as a weapon with weapons attached to him (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). He ran around it wanted to just so he [[AK-47|shot people]], [[Bombs|blew them up]], and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to [[Megatron]].
Bruticus Maximus was created from five robots who's names were [[Onslaught]], [[Blast Off]], [[Vortex]], [[Brawl]] and [[Swindle]]. He was formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's @#!*% . Mario then combined his Spirit Machines into Susanoomon and kicked Bruticus Maximus's @#!*% and Mario throwed him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using [[Super Eviler Bowser]] and later threw Mario into [[Bowser Prison]], [[North Hyrule]].
 
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Bruticus Maximus was a combiner consisted of five robots who's names were [[Onslaught]], [[Blast Off]], [[Vortex]], [[Brawl]] and [[Swindle]]. They were collectively known as the Combaticons. He was first formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's butt% . Mario conveniently got a Mega Mushroom, summoned Susanoomon and the two of them kicked Bruticus Maximus's butt%. They then threw him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using [[Super Eviler Bowser]] and later made Mario [[DIE]].
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He once did a Macrosse Missile Massacre in Beijing, which actually managed to make [[Chuck Norris]] bat an eye.
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During the [[This is Bob War|Bob War]], he took over the entirety of [[Brazil]].
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Bruticus then gave Brazil to [[Dipsy]] so he can have a empire of his own and betrayed [[Bashar Al-Assad]], so then he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], and gained new friends like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], and even [[the Teletubbies]] themselves.
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Bruticus says he's a "satanist", but [[Googolplex]] rejected him from [[Satanist Empire|his empire]] because he hates him.
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== Weaponry ==
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He's got guns all over and inside him! Not only he is holding a huge-@$$ rifle in his hand, but he also has gatling guns in his forearms, missile launchers in his shoulders, and 2 giant laser cannons on his back![[File:Bruticus Laserproof.jpg|thumb|334x334px|Lasers can't stop him, but he can sure stop THEM!]]
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== Personality ==
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Bruticus Maximus has a very hostile personality; and is a psycho in fact when all five personalities from [[Brawl|all]] [[Swindle|five]] [[Vortex|of]] [[Blast Off|his]] [[Onslaught|components]] are combined. He doesn't even know what being a good is because he's a dumb idiot; he's [[Stupid|unsmart]] to the point that he thinks his alignment (evil) is good while his opposing alignment (good) is evil. Bruticus also watches [[Teletubbies (2015 TV series)|Teletubbies 2015]] 24/7 and loves starring in it.
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== Allies ==
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Bruticus Maximus had very few allies back then ([[4chan Sniper]] is an obvious one). He was formerly allies with [[Bashar Al-Assad]], but then he betrayed him and joined up with the [[Teletubbies]]. While he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], he made NEW friends with Teletubby minions like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], and others. He's even friends with [[Dipsy]]!
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== Enemies ==
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Bruticus Maximus has a lot of enemies. Basically, anyone other than him and [[Googolplex]].[[File:G1- Bruticus - A Hazard to the Galaxy|thumb|330x330px|Bruticus before being reprogramed by [[Megatron]], which was WAY before being influenced by [[Bashar Al-Assad]]. But wait! Bruticus works for Po now!]]
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== After joining the Teletubbies ==
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After he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], Bruticus blew more stuff up quicker.
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Bruticus has the brutality of [[Brawl]], the [[Stingy|greediness]] of [[Swindle]], the inappropriateness of [[Vortex]], the kidnapping(?) of [[Blast Off]], and the bombings of [[Onslaught]]. [[Captain Obvious|His persona was created from all five of them.]]
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Bruticus then decided to [[Blow Stuff Up]], so he went to [[Afghanistan]] first. He then bombed [[China]], because it was a democracy. Bruticus ''hates'' democracies. He then wreaked havoc in [[Leptailuria]], because he wanted to be a jerk to poor people and strike a point into the good guys. [[Battle of the Gambia|It worked.]] *cough* Then, he bombed [[Portugal]] for the same reason he bombed China. Finally, he blew up the [[White House]], in the [[UnUSA]], or at least its windows.[[File:Bruticus Qi mode.jpg|thumb|278x278px|Bruticus after mastering Chinese Qi.]]
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<span>Bruticus (Or the Combaticons in general) has been becoming stronger and stronger as years flew. Bruticus' power outnumbered the other Decepticon combiners (</span>[[Devastator]]<span>, </span>[[Menasor]]<span>, </span>[[Predaking]]<span>, and </span>[[Abominus]]<span>) as well as Autobot ones (</span>[[Superion]]<span>, </span>[[Defensor Maximus]]<span>, and </span>[[Computron]]<span>). Bruticus challenged </span>[[Karkat Vantas|the]]<span> </span>[[Gamzee Makara|four]]<span> </span>[[Aradia Megido|Homestuck]]<span> </span>[[Terezi Pyrope|trolls]]<span> who mastered the Chinese Qi (Energy) and the </span>[[The Black Turtle of the North|power of]]<span> </span>[[The Vermillion Bird of the South|the four]]<span> </span>[[The Azure Dragon of the East|symbols of]]<span> </span>[[The White Tiger of the West|Chinese mythology]]<span>. The element he chose was fire as you can see on the picture on the right.</span>
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He died due to [[Billy Mays]] owning the living heck out of him.
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However, [[Thanos]] revived Bruticus and so his five components can join the [[Infinity Army]]. All of them joined simultaneously, however, due to this, [[Thanos]] numbered [[Onslaught]], [[Brawl]], [[Swindle]], [[Vortex]], and [[Blast Off]] #81, #82, #83, #84, and #85 to join the [[Infinity Army]] respectively.{{Undefeatables}}{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
 
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Revision as of 15:13, 4 July 2020

BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!! Bruticus Maximus when fully combined

Giant Bruticus

Bruticus stands at Pi times the height of Optimus Prime.

Bruticus Maximus is some sort of giant robot Transformer thingy created by WaMr. T and Bowser to destroy Mario and Susanoomon. He was destroyed by Mario and Susanoomon and was thrown into The German Prison.

Nowadays, this destructive, brutal, murderous, giant gestalt is associated with Thanos (See below).

Bowser was able to create Bruticus Maximus with the help of WaMr. T. Bruticus was created as a weapon with weapons attached to him (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). He ran around it wanted to just so he shot people, blew them up, and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to Megatron.

Bruticus Maximus was a combiner consisted of five robots who's names were Onslaught, Blast Off, Vortex, Brawl and Swindle. They were collectively known as the Combaticons. He was first formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's butt% . Mario conveniently got a Mega Mushroom, summoned Susanoomon and the two of them kicked Bruticus Maximus's butt%. They then threw him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using Super Eviler Bowser and later made Mario DIE.

He once did a Macrosse Missile Massacre in Beijing, which actually managed to make Chuck Norris bat an eye.

During the Bob War, he took over the entirety of Brazil.

Bruticus then gave Brazil to Dipsy so he can have a empire of his own and betrayed Bashar Al-Assad, so then he joined the Teletubby Army, and gained new friends like Alt 2.0, Salamence, Flower, and even the Teletubbies themselves.

Bruticus says he's a "satanist", but Googolplex rejected him from his empire because he hates him.

Weaponry

He's got guns all over and inside him! Not only he is holding a huge-@$$ rifle in his hand, but he also has gatling guns in his forearms, missile launchers in his shoulders, and 2 giant laser cannons on his back!

Bruticus Laserproof

Lasers can't stop him, but he can sure stop THEM!

Personality

Bruticus Maximus has a very hostile personality; and is a psycho in fact when all five personalities from all five of his components are combined. He doesn't even know what being a good is because he's a dumb idiot; he's unsmart to the point that he thinks his alignment (evil) is good while his opposing alignment (good) is evil. Bruticus also watches Teletubbies 2015 24/7 and loves starring in it.

Allies

Bruticus Maximus had very few allies back then (4chan Sniper is an obvious one). He was formerly allies with Bashar Al-Assad, but then he betrayed him and joined up with the Teletubbies. While he joined the Teletubby Army, he made NEW friends with Teletubby minions like Alt 2.0, Salamence, Flower, and others. He's even friends with Dipsy!

Enemies

Bruticus Maximus has a lot of enemies. Basically, anyone other than him and Googolplex.

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G1- Bruticus - A Hazard to the Galaxy

Bruticus before being reprogramed by Megatron, which was WAY before being influenced by Bashar Al-Assad. But wait! Bruticus works for Po now!

After joining the Teletubbies

After he joined the Teletubby Army, Bruticus blew more stuff up quicker.

Bruticus has the brutality of Brawl, the greediness of Swindle, the inappropriateness of Vortex, the kidnapping(?) of Blast Off, and the bombings of Onslaught. His persona was created from all five of them.

Bruticus then decided to Blow Stuff Up, so he went to Afghanistan first. He then bombed China, because it was a democracy. Bruticus hates democracies. He then wreaked havoc in Leptailuria, because he wanted to be a jerk to poor people and strike a point into the good guys. It worked. *cough* Then, he bombed Portugal for the same reason he bombed China. Finally, he blew up the White House, in the UnUSA, or at least its windows.

Bruticus Qi mode

Bruticus after mastering Chinese Qi.

Bruticus (Or the Combaticons in general) has been becoming stronger and stronger as years flew. Bruticus' power outnumbered the other Decepticon combiners (DevastatorMenasorPredaking, and Abominus) as well as Autobot ones (SuperionDefensor Maximus, and Computron). Bruticus challenged the four Homestuck trolls who mastered the Chinese Qi (Energy) and the power of the four symbols of Chinese mythology. The element he chose was fire as you can see on the picture on the right.

He died due to Billy Mays owning the living heck out of him.

However, Thanos revived Bruticus and so his five components can join the Infinity Army. All of them joined simultaneously, however, due to this, Thanos numbered Onslaught, Brawl, Swindle, Vortex, and Blast Off #81, #82, #83, #84, and #85 to join the Infinity Army respectively.

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