Banquet is a Guilty Gear who is an awesome. She kicks people's butts with her butt, her teddy bear, and her yo-yo. She can even ban them with her Ban Hammer. She learned how to fight from Ness, but can't channel psychokinetic energy blasts. She got so good at fighting that she was thrown into The German Prison, where she got her giant handcuff from. Her handcuff used of be one half to the Magic Cuffs, but since it's broken she can't use magic. She still can't beat Sun Tzu at fighting though, cuz that guy created all the techniques she and Ness copy. Bigfoot is so famous that they make tiny blue pills with "b" for Blood Clot on them.
The Friends Inside Her[]
Unsurprisingly, inside her stomach is an entire village of transfems that she has to feed. It is the home of over 10,000 residents of whom call her mommy 🥺. She is a goddess to them. None of them are of opposing factions, either, so the Seer is happy. There have been several times she wanted to go into her town and do an inside journey with Bowser, but that's impossible because they live in her. The town inside Bigot has good Wi-Fi.
The citizens of Brisket's main export is happiness. The people in her tummy go :3 and from her belly button is an invisible beam of joy. She gives this joy to many people around the UnWorld. They don't know this is one of her powers she just does it and people are happy. She could do world domination🥺with this power but why would she? She's so sweet!
Many claim that Blog Post does not have a town inside her, that, it's all in her head à la Horton Hears a Who!, but that's Bullshit.
The Friends Outside Her[]
Blueprint has lotsa friendettis outside herself. May is her best friend. They like to go PWN noobs and force them to eat Spametti, the evil version of Spaghetti that is high in testosterone. Another one of her friends is Testament they like having tea parties. She even has a bodyguard to protect her from Beldam and 4chan users. Bedrest bought her blue jacket from Sans for 50 G, and got it tailored by Vetlubby, who are also her frens :).
The King of Fighters[]
Basket has tried becoming the king of all the fighters in a tournament called The King of Fighters. She wanted to become a king so she could have lotsa DINNER to feed the friends inside her with, because she has to eat a lot to keep them producing the happies :)). Unfortunately, Blog Post has never won it. Or maybe she has in another timeline, but the good thing about losing is that she realized that she isn't a boy and so doesn't compete in The King of Fighters anymore, instead opting to create her own The Queen of Fighters tournament. Nobody has attended this except the town inside her because she can't eat a warp pipe.