I AM THE DANGER.
—Breaking Bad Guy
I am the one who knocks!
—Breaking Bad Guy
Jesse; we have to cook.
—Breaking Bad Guy
Now, say my name.
—Breaking Bad Guy
You're Heisenberg.
—Some Guy
You're goddamn right.
—Breaking Bad Guy
The Breaking Bad Guy is some bald man from the popular TV show, Breaking Bad. Before that, he had a nice family man in Malcom in the Middle. He probably has a real name, but it is un-important and we don't know what it is anyway.
Childhood[]
Before he was the Breaking Bad Guy, he was just a young, innocent child who played shames. He lived on the outskirts of a radiation factory, which caused him health problems down the road, which we will talk about later. As a child, he did many things. Many of these things got him into trouble. After all, Bad is his middle name. Though, were they important? Of course not. If they were, you would have heard of him and his legacy.
Family Days[]
He used to be a happy family man, until he was married to his wife.
On September 28th, 1999, Breaking Bad Guy met his wife, Louis, while trying to escape Raccoon City. They escaped and moved to San Diego. Once there, Breaking Bad Guy was constantly nagged by his wife. They then had a ridiculous amount of children. This caused Breaking Bad Guy to go insane. He said that he was going to take a long drive to clear his mind. He never came back to his family.
Becoming Breaking Bad Guy[]
After fleeing San Diego, he went to some other state down south. Because of his wife's constant nagging, this caused him stress, which caused Breaking Bad Guy to look like he was 59 years old, even though he was only 30. Because he looked old, a high school gave him a job. He taught chemistry. He had many famous students, including Bill Nye and Hank Hill. A year later, he found out the radiation factory gave him cancer. So he quit his job and sold drugs. Then he died after bromineeaking the bariumd because NOBODY bromineeaks the bariumd. Bromineeaking Bariumd is VWERY DANJUROUS! (he is the DANJER™)
Trivia[]
- Breaking Bad Guy is a true fan of Battle for Dream Island.
- He is the danger.
- He is the one who knocks.
- He has a second cell phone.
Methematica
By snorting meth he can do large Energy Blasts.