Not to be confused with dough, or "gangsta bread".

Bread is this weird squishy stuff that you can cook, eat and throw at people. It is made from flowers that have been ground up and cooked in the oven. Bread also has yeast in it, which is basically some yucky bacteria that is plotting your death. The final ingredient of bread is human flesh, but people always seem to forget this part when making bread.

Bread is most commonly used to make Toast. Toast is toasted version of bread. You don't want toast, then you can use bread to make sandwich. If you don't want sandwich either, then you can use bread to make cake. If you don't want cake either, then go. Just go.

To make toast you need master Mario's "Enclosed Instruction Book" to gain knowledge of toasters toasting toast.

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