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| + | {{Country|title1 = Brazil|image1 = Brazil.png|caption1 = Brazil's flag.|continent = South America|flag_colors = Green, White, Blue, Yellow.|religion = Roman Catholicism|image2 = Brasilia.jpg|caption2 = Brasilia is the capital, not Rio.}}Brazil is a big country in the world that likes football and speaks [[Portugal|Portugeese]]. |
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| − | [[File:Brazil.png|thumb|225x225px|Brazil's location before being divided.]] |
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| − | '''Brazil''' (Officially the '''Federative Republic of Brazil''') was the most populated country in [[South UnAmerica]] before divided into four sections. They were divided into a [[West Brazil|West]], [[East Brazil|East]], [[South Brazil|South]], and [[North Brazil|North]] sections due to a war known as the [[Brazilian Divide]]. |
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| + | == Basic Information == |
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| − | The president of Brazil was [[Dilma Rousseff]], but after Brazil was divided, the rulers were [[Dipsy]] ([[Adolf Hitler|Fascist]] dictator of the West), [[Diesel 10]] ([[Joseph Stalin|Communist]] dictator of the East), [[Bruticus Maximus]] ([[Bashar Al-Assad|Islamic and Terrorist]] dictator of the South), and [[M. Bison]] ([[Kim Jong-il|Juche]] dictator of the North). |
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| + | Brazil's entire existence is to beat the [[France|ot]][[Germany|her]] [[Spain|c]][[Egypt|ou]][[Panama|n]][[Mexico|t]][[Japan|r]][[Korea|i]][[Argentina|es]] in [[football]]. |
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| − | [[File:Brazil Flag.png|thumb|220x220px|Brazil's flag before being divided.]] |
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| − | After the [[Brazilian Divide]], their official names became the '''Fascist Republic of Brazil''' ([[West Brazil]]), the '''People's Brazilian Socialist Republic '''([[East Brazil]]), the '''Islamic Brazilian Republic '''([[South Brazil]]), and '''Democratic People's Republic of Brazil '''([[North Brazil]]). |
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| + | Brazil's capital is Brasilia. |
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| − | You will die in any of these four sections even though they hate each other, not kidding. Though at least all of them are against the [[Satanist Empire]] and [[Weegee UnWorld Territories]], but that's only because none of them are Satanist or Weegeeist countries. |
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| + | Brazil hates poor people and builds stadiums on them. |
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| − | Later, [[West Brazil|West]], [[East Brazil|East]], and [[North Brazil]] dissolved and [[South Brazil]] won the Brazilian divide, later reunifying it into "[[Bruzil]]" ('''Officially the "Islamic Pentarchy Republic of Bruzil'''"), named after its leader, [[Bruticus Maximus]], and invading the regions that, in the real world, are called [[Paraguay]], [[Uruguay]], and [[Bolivia]]. |
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| + | [[File:Digger Destroying House.jpg|thumb|220x220px]] |
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| + | == List of uses for Bulldozers in Brazil. == |
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| − | However, a while after Bruzil was created, it was taken over by [[Billy Mays]] and renamed '''Oxi-Brazil'''. There were no survivors. |
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| + | * Deforestation. |
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| + | * Covering in glitter and stuff for a parade. |
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| + | * Destroying poor people [[House|houses]]. |
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| + | * Moving poor people [[house]] rubble to build your [[The Olympic Games|Olympic]] stadium |
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| + | * Patrolling the abandoned [[The Olympic Games|Olympic]] stadium you're just leaving to rot. |
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| + | * Destroying the Non-Existent [[Road]] to [[La Paz]]. |
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| − | + | There are around 2500 [[Airport|airports]] in Brazil. |
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| + | Around 60% of the [[Amazon.com|Amazon]] Rainforest is located in Brazil. |
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| − | * [[Bolivia]] |
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| − | * [[Paraguay]] |
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| − | * [[Uruguay]] |
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| + | Brazil's festivals involve parades that involve dressing lots of [[Woman|women]] in rude costumes. |
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| − | == Result of the [[Brazilian Divide]] == |
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| − | West, East, South, and North Brazil.jpg|[[Brazil]] being divided into four sections, having all four of their respective flags. |
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| − | West Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[West Brazil]], the fascist section of Brazil led by [[Dipsy]]. |
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| − | West Brazil.jpg|Exact location of West Brazil. |
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| − | East Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[East Brazil]], the communist section of Brazil led by [[Diesel 10]]. |
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| − | East Brazil.jpg|Exact location of East Brazil. |
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| − | South Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[South Brazil]], the islamic section of Brazil led by [[Bruticus Maximus]]. |
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| − | South Brazil.jpg|South Brazil's exact location. |
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| − | North Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[North Brazil]], the juche section of Brazil led by [[M. Bison]]. |
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| − | North Brazil.jpg|North Brazil's exact location. |
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| − | Bruzil.jpg|Brazil reunified as "[[Bruzil]]", named after [[Bruticus Maximus]], their leader, who was also the leader of [[South Brazil]]; not only reunifying [[Brazil]], but also invading [[Paraguay]] and [[Uruguay]]. |
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| + | The name Brazil comes from a [[tree]] named brazilwood. |
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| − | == Politics == |
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| − | Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and [[Dilma Rousseff]] cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with [[West Brazil]] becoming Fascist, [[East Brazil]] becoming Communist, [[South Brazil]] becoming Islamic and Terrorist, and [[North Brazil]] being all Juche and stuff. |
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| + | Brazil is one of the 77 founding members of the United Nations. |
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Revision as of 16:59, 10 February 2019
Brazil is a big country in the world that likes football and speaks Portugeese.
Basic Information
Brazil's entire existence is to beat the other countries in football.
Brazil's capital is Brasilia.
Brazil hates poor people and builds stadiums on them.
List of uses for Bulldozers in Brazil.
- Deforestation.
- Covering in glitter and stuff for a parade.
- Destroying poor people houses.
- Moving poor people house rubble to build your Olympic stadium
- Patrolling the abandoned Olympic stadium you're just leaving to rot.
- Destroying the Non-Existent Road to La Paz.
Trivia
There are around 2500 airports in Brazil.
Around 60% of the Amazon Rainforest is located in Brazil.
Brazil's festivals involve parades that involve dressing lots of women in rude costumes.
The name Brazil comes from a tree named brazilwood.
Brazil is one of the 77 founding members of the United Nations.