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+ | '''Brazil''' (officially the '''Federative Republic of Brazil''') is the most populated country in [[South UnAmerica]]. They were divided into a ton of sections due to a war known as the [[Brazilian Divide]], but everyone got tired of all the countries so [[Chuck Norris]] made it one country again. |
| ⚫ | Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and [[Dilma Rousseff]] cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with [[West Brazil]] falling under the rule of the evil [[Teletubbies]], [[East Brazil]] becoming a communist dictatorship somehow ruled by a train of all things, [[South Brazil]] being taken over by hordes of [[Cats|kittens]], [[North Brazil]] temporarily ceasing to exist entirely, and [[Bruzil]] also being a thing. We'd list the rulers, too, but you can just click on all the individual stuff to see them anyway, so why bother?[[File:Brazil Flag.svg|thumb|220x220px|Brazil's flag.]] |
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| − | The president of Brazil was [[Dilma Rousseff]], but after Brazil was divided, the rulers were [[Dipsy]] ([[Adolf Hitler|Fascist]] dictator of the West), [[Diesel 10]] ([[Joseph Stalin|Communist]] dictator of the East), [[Bruticus Maximus]] ([[Bashar Al-Assad|Islamic and Terrorist]] dictator of the South), and [[M. Bison]] ([[Kim Jong-il|Juche]] dictator of the North). |
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| + | After the [[Brazilian Divide]], their official names became the Teletubby UnWorld Territories (the west was actually annexed ''by'' the Teletubbies), the Dystopian Timewank Uber-Dictatorship of East Brazil ([[East Brazil]]), jhwrshgjkgjkg ([[South Brazil]]), the significant lack of any landmass in northern Brazil ([[North Brazil]]), and Bruzil ([[Bruzil]]), before we lost track because of all the countries declaring independence from other countries and just gave up. |
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| − | [[File:Brazil Flag.png|thumb|220x220px|Brazil's flag before being divided.]] |
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| − | After the [[Brazilian Divide]], their official names became the '''Fascist Republic of Brazil''' ([[West Brazil]]), the '''People's Brazilian Socialist Republic '''([[East Brazil]]), the '''Islamic Brazilian Republic '''([[South Brazil]]), and '''Democratic People's Republic of Brazil '''([[North Brazil]]). |
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| + | At some point, [[Chuck Norris]] got mad at having to update the map of the [[UnWorld]] every [[5]] minutes since it was almost as bad as [[the Former Yugoslavia]]. After one too many cartographers petitioning him to rectify this issue, he snapped, ground a [[Coffee]] bean with his teeth to calm down and spat it out so fast it blew the place up, then he rebuilt it in 3 microseconds. |
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| − | You will die in any of these four sections even though they hate each other, not kidding. Though at least all of them are against the [[Satanist Empire]] and [[Weegee UnWorld Territories]], but that's only because none of them are Satanist or Weegeeist countries. |
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| + | Now, people from here leave comments on music videos begging for the artists to [[come to Brazil]], and there are cool dances. That's not just a leg up, that's an entire centipede up over what it used to be. |
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| − | Later, [[West Brazil|West]], [[East Brazil|East]], and [[North Brazil]] dissolved and [[South Brazil]] won the Brazilian divide, later reunifying it into "[[Bruzil]]" ('''Officially the "Islamic Pentarchy Republic of Bruzil'''"), named after its leader, [[Bruticus Maximus]], and invading the regions that, in the real world, are called [[Paraguay]], [[Uruguay]], and [[Bolivia]]. |
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| − | However, a while after Bruzil was created, it was taken over by [[Billy Mays]] and renamed '''Oxi-Brazil'''. There were no survivors. |
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== See also == |
== See also == |
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+ | * [[The United Brazilian Kingdom]] (North West Brazil) |
| + | * [[Bolivia]] (South West Brazil) |
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| + | * [[Paraguay]] (South South West Brazil) |
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| − | * [[Bolivia]] |
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| + | * [[Uruguay]] (British South Brazil) |
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| − | * [[Paraguay]] |
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| + | * [[Sao Paulo]] (British East Brazil) |
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| − | * [[Uruguay]] |
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| + | * [[Peru]] (Pacific Brazil) |
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| + | * [[Colombia]] (Dilma's Brazil) |
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| + | * [[Samoa]] (Island Brazil) |
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| + | * [[HyBrasil]] ([[Fake Bowser|Fa]][[Fake Robotnik|ke]] Brazil) |
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| − | West, East, South, and North Brazil.jpg|[[Brazil]] being divided into four sections, having all four of their respective flags. |
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| − | West Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[West Brazil]], the fascist section of Brazil led by [[Dipsy]]. |
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| − | West Brazil.jpg|Exact location of West Brazil. |
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| − | East Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[East Brazil]], the communist section of Brazil led by [[Diesel 10]]. |
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| − | East Brazil.jpg|Exact location of East Brazil. |
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| − | South Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[South Brazil]], the islamic section of Brazil led by [[Bruticus Maximus]]. |
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| − | South Brazil.jpg|South Brazil's exact location. |
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| − | North Brazil Flag.jpg|Flag of [[North Brazil]], the juche section of Brazil led by [[M. Bison]]. |
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| − | North Brazil.jpg|North Brazil's exact location. |
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| − | Bruzil.jpg|Brazil reunified as "[[Bruzil]]", named after [[Bruticus Maximus]], their leader, who was also the leader of [[South Brazil]]; not only reunifying [[Brazil]], but also invading [[Paraguay]] and [[Uruguay]]. |
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| − | == Politics == |
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| + | [[File:1A031FAC-2453-4C5B-810C-44999C8F77E5.jpeg|centre|thumb|550x550px|NOTE: This map is severely outdated and missing 346 countries, territories and formerly sovereign dependencies.]] |
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| ⚫ | Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and [[Dilma Rousseff]] cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with [[West Brazil]] |
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Latest revision as of 00:32, 4 May 2023
Brazil.
Brazil (officially the Federative Republic of Brazil) is the most populated country in South UnAmerica. They were divided into a ton of sections due to a war known as the Brazilian Divide, but everyone got tired of all the countries so Chuck Norris made it one country again.
Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and Dilma Rousseff cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with West Brazil falling under the rule of the evil Teletubbies, East Brazil becoming a communist dictatorship somehow ruled by a train of all things, South Brazil being taken over by hordes of kittens, North Brazil temporarily ceasing to exist entirely, and Bruzil also being a thing. We'd list the rulers, too, but you can just click on all the individual stuff to see them anyway, so why bother?
Brazil's flag.
After the Brazilian Divide, their official names became the Teletubby UnWorld Territories (the west was actually annexed by the Teletubbies), the Dystopian Timewank Uber-Dictatorship of East Brazil (East Brazil), jhwrshgjkgjkg (South Brazil), the significant lack of any landmass in northern Brazil (North Brazil), and Bruzil (Bruzil), before we lost track because of all the countries declaring independence from other countries and just gave up.
At some point, Chuck Norris got mad at having to update the map of the UnWorld every 5 minutes since it was almost as bad as the Former Yugoslavia. After one too many cartographers petitioning him to rectify this issue, he snapped, ground a Coffee bean with his teeth to calm down and spat it out so fast it blew the place up, then he rebuilt it in 3 microseconds.
Now, people from here leave comments on music videos begging for the artists to come to Brazil, and there are cool dances. That's not just a leg up, that's an entire centipede up over what it used to be.
See also
- The United Brazilian Kingdom (North West Brazil)
- Bolivia (South West Brazil)
- Paraguay (South South West Brazil)
- Uruguay (British South Brazil)
- Sao Paulo (British East Brazil)
- Peru (Pacific Brazil)
- Colombia (Dilma's Brazil)
- Samoa (Island Brazil)
- HyBrasil (Fake Brazil)
