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| − | {{Country|title1 = Brazil|image1 = Brazil.png|caption1 = Brazil's flag.|continent = South America|flag_colors = Green, White, Blue, Yellow.|religion = Roman Catholicism|image2 = Brasilia.jpg|caption2 = Brasilia is the capital, not Rio.}}Brazil is a big country in the world that likes football and speaks [[Portugal|Portugeese]]. |
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| + | '''Brazil''' (Officially the '''Federative Republic of Brazil''') was the most populated country in [[South UnAmerica]] before divided into five sections. They were divided into a [[West Brazil|West]], [[East Brazil|East]], [[South Brazil|South]], [[North Brazil|North]] and [[Bruzil|Middle]] sections due to a war known as the [[Brazilian Divide]]. |
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| + | Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and [[Dilma Rousseff]] cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with [[West Brazil]] becoming Fascist, [[East Brazil]] becoming Communist, [[South Brazil]] becoming Islamic and Terrorist, [[North Brazil]] being all Juche and stuff, and [[Bruzil]] also being a thing. |
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| − | == Basic Information == |
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| − | Brazil's entire existence is to beat the [[France|ot]][[Germany|her]] [[Spain|c]][[Egypt|ou]][[Panama|n]][[Mexico|t]][[Japan|r]][[Korea|i]][[Argentina|es]] in [[football]]. |
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| + | The president of Brazil was [[Dilma Rousseff]], but after Brazil was divided, the rulers were [[Dipsy]] ([[Adolf Hitler|Fascist]] dictator of the West), [[Diesel 10]] ([[Joseph Stalin|Communist]] dictator of the East), [[Bruticus Maximus]] ([[Bashar Al-Assad|Islamic and Terrorist]] dictator of the South), [[M. Bison]] ([[Kim Jong-il|Juche]] dictator of the North), and [[Lionel William Hutz (Bill Hutz)|Lionel William Hutz]] (also Islamic dictator of the middle) |
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| − | Brazil's capital is Brasilia. |
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| + | [[File:Brazil Flag.png|thumb|220x220px|Brazil's flag before being divided.]] |
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| + | After the [[Brazilian Divide]], their official names became the '''Fascist Republic of Brazil''' ([[West Brazil]]), the '''People's Brazilian Socialist Republic '''([[East Brazil]]), the '''Islamic Brazilian Republic '''([[South Brazil]]), '''Democratic People's Republic of Brazil '''([[North Brazil]]), and '''The Islamic Bruzil Republic '''([[Bruzil]]). |
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| + | [[West Brazil]], after being taken over by [[Brulk Rogan]], took over the country formerly known as [[Bolivia]], as was absorbed into [[West Brazil]] becoming just another state |
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| − | Brazil hates poor people and builds stadiums on them. |
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| + | You will most likely die in any of these four sections even though they hate each other, not kidding. Though at least all of them are against the [[Satanist Empire]] and [[Weegee UnWorld Territories]], but that's only because none of them are Satanist or Weegeeist countries. |
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| − | == List of uses for Bulldozers in Brazil. == |
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| − | * Deforestation. |
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| − | * Covering in glitter and stuff for a parade. |
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| − | * Destroying poor people [[House|houses]]. |
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| − | * Moving poor people [[house]] rubble to build your [[The Olympic Games|Olympic]] stadium |
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| − | * Patrolling the abandoned [[The Olympic Games|Olympic]] stadium you're just leaving to rot. |
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| − | * Destroying the Non-Existent [[Road]] to [[La Paz]]. |
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+ | == See also == |
| + | * [[Bolivia]] |
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| − | There are around 2500 [[Airport|airports]] in Brazil. |
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| + | * [[Paraguay]] |
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| + | * [[Uruguay]] |
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| + | == Map of Brazilian Area == |
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| − | Around 60% of the [[Amazon.com|Amazon]] Rainforest is located in Brazil. |
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| − | Brazil's festivals involve parades that involve dressing lots of [[Woman|women]] in rude costumes. |
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| − | The name Brazil comes from a [[tree]] named brazilwood. |
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| − | Brazil is one of the 77 founding members of the United Nations. |
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Revision as of 23:19, 7 April 2020
Brazil's location before being divided.
Brazil (Officially the Federative Republic of Brazil) was the most populated country in South UnAmerica before divided into five sections. They were divided into a West, East, South, North and Middle sections due to a war known as the Brazilian Divide.
Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and Dilma Rousseff cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with West Brazil becoming Fascist, East Brazil becoming Communist, South Brazil becoming Islamic and Terrorist, North Brazil being all Juche and stuff, and Bruzil also being a thing.
The president of Brazil was Dilma Rousseff, but after Brazil was divided, the rulers were Dipsy (Fascist dictator of the West), Diesel 10 (Communist dictator of the East), Bruticus Maximus (Islamic and Terrorist dictator of the South), M. Bison (Juche dictator of the North), and Lionel William Hutz (also Islamic dictator of the middle)
Brazil's flag before being divided.
After the Brazilian Divide, their official names became the Fascist Republic of Brazil (West Brazil), the People's Brazilian Socialist Republic (East Brazil), the Islamic Brazilian Republic (South Brazil), Democratic People's Republic of Brazil (North Brazil), and The Islamic Bruzil Republic (Bruzil).
West Brazil, after being taken over by Brulk Rogan, took over the country formerly known as Bolivia, as was absorbed into West Brazil becoming just another state
You will most likely die in any of these four sections even though they hate each other, not kidding. Though at least all of them are against the Satanist Empire and Weegee UnWorld Territories, but that's only because none of them are Satanist or Weegeeist countries.
