Brazil

Brazil (officially the Federative Republic of Brazil) is the most populated country in South UnAmerica. They were divided into a ton of sections due to a war known as the Brazilian Divide, but everyone got tired of all the countries so Chuck Norris made it one country again.

Before Brazil was divided, Brazil was a happy place, and Dilma Rousseff cared about her citizens. After Brazil was divided, it became a hostile place, with West Brazil falling under the rule of the evil Teletubbies, East Brazil becoming a communist dictatorship somehow ruled by a train of all things, South Brazil being taken over by hordes of kittens, North Brazil temporarily ceasing to exist entirely, and Bruzil also being a thing. We'd list the rulers, too, but you can just click on all the individual stuff to see them anyway, so why bother?

After the Brazilian Divide, their official names became the Teletubby UnWorld Territories (the west was actually annexed by the Teletubbies), the Dystopian Timewank Uber-Dictatorship of East Brazil (East Brazil), jhwrshgjkgjkg (South Brazil), the significant lack of any landmass in northern Brazil (North Brazil), and Bruzil (Bruzil), before we lost track because of all the countries declaring independence from other countries and just gave up.

At some point, Chuck Norris got mad at having to update the map of the UnWorld every 5 minutes since it was almost as bad as the Former Yugoslavia. After one too many cartographers petitioning him to rectify this issue, he snapped, ground a Coffee bean with his teeth to calm down and spat it out so fast it blew the place up, then he rebuilt it in 3 microseconds.

Now, people from here leave comments on music videos begging for the artists to come to Brazil, and there are cool dances. That's not just a leg up, that's an entire centipede up over what it used to be.

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Brazil

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Map of the Brazilian Divide[]