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Boyfriend

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Boyfriend

Boyfriend is the biggest simp of Friday Night Fuckin' and quite possibly, the UnWorld. His main goal in life is to gain approval from Girlfriend's parents, but instead of sorting things out like normal demonic entities people, they decide to have many, many singing battles that sound like gibberish to everyone else.

Much like GF, Boyfriend is too dumb to fear for his life, and because of that he is always accepting challenges and putting himself in danger. All for GF, who is a demon herself and won't even help him when he decides to do more dumb, dangerous stuff. All she does is sit on top of the speakers while he skidoos his booping heart out and embarrasses himself in front of her parents and strangers...

Girlfriend[]

No one really knows how they met nor why she and her family are demon celebs...nor why does every conflict in this world is solved with the power of voice synthesizer electronic music rip offs - but hey! Who cares about plot, we are all here for the funkin!

Pico[]

Pico is a hitman who was hired by GFs dad to kill Boyfriend after he humiliated him during their sing off in Week 1.

What Pico didn't know is that he was being sent to kill someone he used to know very well. Uh, quite well actually, seeing as BF was his ex (they dated back in high school, as confirmed many times by the shame's creator). Because of this, he decides to spare BF and instead challenges him to a rap battle. Later on, Pico abandons his mission and rescues BF and GF by killing the onslaught of Tankmen.

Pico was also once described as Boyfriend's "sexually ambiguous, angry little friend."

Hatsune Miku[]

Boyfriend Saddening

Boyfriend experiencing Saddening.

Miku is BF's cousin once removed. She is presumed dead but BF claims to talk with her through Zoom at least once a month. Surprisingly, the language barrier doesn't seem to be a problem at all.

People He Has Rapped Against (Without Much Relationship)[]

Trivia[]

  • Boyfriend is friends with Bomberman and Kirby, who are also 19 year olds with high pitched voices.
  • He resents his parents for giving him a ridiculous name.
  • He has an adoptive brother named Ritz the Rat.
  • He can speak English, but he chooses not to.
  • Boyfriend was able to beat Shaggy at 0.002% power in a rap battle, now, they're friends.
  • Boyfriend was once involved in a rap battle with Twiba, in which he was almost strangled to death by her.
  • Boyfriend was inspired by 2Pac.
Characters [ / ]
Boyfriend - Girlfriend - Daddy Dearest - Skid and Pump - Pico - Mommy Mearest - Monster - Senpai - Tankman - Cassette Girl
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