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Bowsette is the female form of Bowser, created when Bowser and Mario put aside their differences in a misguided plot to make Princess Peach jealous by throwing Bowser into the Rule 63 Machine. It didn't work so Bowsette returned to being Bowser. But then everybody (except Gabe) was upset because their latest designated Waifu had ceased to be, so Chuck Norris, tired of everybody wanting Bowsette to return, roundhouse kicked the Super Crown that Bowser had worn and Bowsette was re-created as a separate entity from Bowser. And there was much rejoicing, despite the fact that nobody dated her and she was still interested in Mario.

Appearance[]

Bowsette looks a lot like Princess Peach, but everybody insists that she's much hotter than Peach (but they are obviously wrong, since Bowsette is cringe and ugly), probably because she wears black clothes and spiked bands like a goth. She also has Bowser's horns and tail as well as a small, spiked shell. Somebody insisted that Bowsette had tanned skin and red hair, but then they got eaten by Baby Yoshi so nobody argued after that. It is said that she has a similar appearance to Quetzalcoatl.

Powers[]

Bowsette is at least as strong as Bowser but could be considered one of the most dangerous beings to ever walk in the UnMultiverse simply because her powers of Fanservice rival that of the Dragon Queen Alexstrazsa. She can breathe fire and can hit people really hard with her tail. She is capable of getting anybody to do anything because she's really hot (because there's fire of her hands, not her appearance). She is also the only koopa (actually, she's more a mix between a koopa and a human) able to effectively stop Mario, considering that she's a more attractive version of Peach apparently, so that makes her the most dangerous koopa of all. Because everybody thinks she's so attractive even the Undefeatables have to think carefully before they face her, lest they too become enraptured by the Koopa Queen.

Death[]

She was killed off by Thanos after he murdered her and called her "Tohru" with the power stone, despite that both are evil. This is due to Thanos's hatred of "Fanservice". Not even Cyber-Dee liked her, obviously. Unfortunately, she respawned, causing Strollin' Stu and Thanos to take turns killing her until she divided by zero from all the killing and respawning.

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