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[[File:Bowser_Jr.png|thumb|200px|I wanna play baseball!]]{{Character Infobox|name = Bowser Jr.|death = probably will be from weed overdose|image = SMPBowserJr.png|gender = Male|hair = Orange|species = Koopa|home = Bowser's Castle|dream = His father, The Koopalings, Peach.|fear = Mario|education = Homeschooled}}'''Bowser Jr.''' (2008 - 2018) was the son of [[Bowser]], although he is the youngest son. He often hangs out with him, and they sometimes play ball or take over the world together. Unfortunately, he is a bit of a loser to take over the entire world as [[Mario]] a [[Koopa]] expert can stun him by [[Goomba]] stomping him.
[[File:Bowser_Jr.png|thumb|200px|Wittle Baby Bowsah Juniah Wanna Pway Ball!]]
 
'''Bowser Jr.''' is the son of [[Bowser]], although he is the youngest son. He often hangs out with him, and they sometimes play ball or take over the world together. Unfortunately, he is a bit of a loser to take over the entire world as [[Mario]] a [[Koopa]] expert can stun him by [[Goomba]] stomping him.
 
   
 
He is the chronological fifth member and an admin of the 18-member organization created by [[Thanos]] known as the [[Ultimate Platinum Overlord Invasion Organization]], which is a sister organization with [[Galvatron|Galvatron's]] [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]].
 
He is the chronological fifth member and an admin of the 18-member organization created by [[Thanos]] known as the [[Ultimate Platinum Overlord Invasion Organization]], which is a sister organization with [[Galvatron|Galvatron's]] [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]].
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Bowser Junior was put in charge of Bowser's Kill Mario Division. Some questioned this after the group's went on a mission to steal candy, but Bowser stuck by his decision, and Bowser Jr. still leads in the hunt against Mario. He has the same powers as his father. After Vinesauce Joel killed Bowser, Dry Bones, and other members of the Kill Mario Division, Bowser Jr. uses a sentient Koopa Clown Car to team up with Toad and kill the Vinesauce Corps and avenge his division. Along the way, he and Toad go to Evil School, a school that plays no shames and kills anyone who is late. He beats up Rosalina, the founder of the school numerous times and gets her to team up with him. Vinesauce Vinny, the evil guy of the Mario universe, is also revealed to have abused Rosalina, Bowser Jr's long lost sister. Only god knows why Junior would steal a petty star or jar of pickles. Vinny, the evil guy that opposes the Bowser's Kill Mario Division, commits suicide after realising that he undid himself in his quest for domination over an unsucessful Shame series. Toad has his own powers, being the president of the Salty Spitoon and a whiny Alpha Bitch who was ordered by Rosalina to fight Jr, the true founder of thr Salty Spitoon. Toad's hat, cape, and bracelets grant him alot of power, enough to nearly defeat Jr. But Toad, being Jr's friend, stops after nearly killing him with a King Kamehameha. Toad is also a major genki to Bowser Jr, who made friends with him since he was born. When they were babies, Jr. and Toad did all sorts of mean pranks, such as tainting the shower head of other's home and spraying graffiti all over the boxes of Grand Theft Sesame Street. They did that because they are the bad guys in that game, but secret good guys in Mario.
 
Bowser Junior was put in charge of Bowser's Kill Mario Division. Some questioned this after the group's went on a mission to steal candy, but Bowser stuck by his decision, and Bowser Jr. still leads in the hunt against Mario. He has the same powers as his father. After Vinesauce Joel killed Bowser, Dry Bones, and other members of the Kill Mario Division, Bowser Jr. uses a sentient Koopa Clown Car to team up with Toad and kill the Vinesauce Corps and avenge his division. Along the way, he and Toad go to Evil School, a school that plays no shames and kills anyone who is late. He beats up Rosalina, the founder of the school numerous times and gets her to team up with him. Vinesauce Vinny, the evil guy of the Mario universe, is also revealed to have abused Rosalina, Bowser Jr's long lost sister. Only god knows why Junior would steal a petty star or jar of pickles. Vinny, the evil guy that opposes the Bowser's Kill Mario Division, commits suicide after realising that he undid himself in his quest for domination over an unsucessful Shame series. Toad has his own powers, being the president of the Salty Spitoon and a whiny Alpha Bitch who was ordered by Rosalina to fight Jr, the true founder of thr Salty Spitoon. Toad's hat, cape, and bracelets grant him alot of power, enough to nearly defeat Jr. But Toad, being Jr's friend, stops after nearly killing him with a King Kamehameha. Toad is also a major genki to Bowser Jr, who made friends with him since he was born. When they were babies, Jr. and Toad did all sorts of mean pranks, such as tainting the shower head of other's home and spraying graffiti all over the boxes of Grand Theft Sesame Street. They did that because they are the bad guys in that game, but secret good guys in Mario.
   
As Bowser Jr. continues to please his father, Bowser, he became the <span class="">eighth member to join the </span>[[Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization]]<span class=""> in general chronologically and is the second member and admin in the </span>[[Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization/Fire Group|Fire Group]]<span class="">.</span>
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As Bowser Jr. continues to please his father, Bowser, he became the <span class="">eighth member to join the </span>[[Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization]]<span class=""> in general chronologically and is the second member and admin in the </span>[[Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization/Fire Group|Fire Group]]<span class="">.</span>
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*He is the youngest [[Koopa]] to ever see the battlefield.
 
*He is the youngest [[Koopa]] to ever see the battlefield.
*He is currently the least popular Koopa that works for Bowser.
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*He is currently the Most popular Koopa that works for Bowser.
*In 2015, he was diagnosed with type B autism
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*In [[2015]], he turned 7.
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*His favorite soda is Dr. Pepper
 
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Revision as of 13:40, 12 May 2020

Bowser i want Soda! Bowser Jr.

Bowser gimme soda or i'll kill you Bowser Jr.'s reply

BOWSER I WANT SODA GIMME NOW! OR I'LL SHOW YOU ENTER AN ANACHRONIC SURT! Bower Jr.'s second reply

Bowser Jr

I wanna play baseball!

Bowser Jr. (2008 - 2018) was the son of Bowser, although he is the youngest son. He often hangs out with him, and they sometimes play ball or take over the world together. Unfortunately, he is a bit of a loser to take over the entire world as Mario a Koopa expert can stun him by Goomba stomping him.

He is the chronological fifth member and an admin of the 18-member organization created by Thanos known as the Ultimate Platinum Overlord Invasion Organization, which is a sister organization with Galvatron's Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.

History

When Bowser Junior was born, Bowser thought he looked so much like him as a kid, he named him after himself, the same way he named one of his other sons Morton, after his big brother, who he looks just like.

Bowser raised Bowser Junior to be evil, so he's about as evil as a kid can get (you'd be surprised). Bowser Junior now accompanies his father on World Domination plots and usally succeed.

Bowser Junior was put in charge of Bowser's Kill Mario Division. Some questioned this after the group's went on a mission to steal candy, but Bowser stuck by his decision, and Bowser Jr. still leads in the hunt against Mario. He has the same powers as his father. After Vinesauce Joel killed Bowser, Dry Bones, and other members of the Kill Mario Division, Bowser Jr. uses a sentient Koopa Clown Car to team up with Toad and kill the Vinesauce Corps and avenge his division. Along the way, he and Toad go to Evil School, a school that plays no shames and kills anyone who is late. He beats up Rosalina, the founder of the school numerous times and gets her to team up with him. Vinesauce Vinny, the evil guy of the Mario universe, is also revealed to have abused Rosalina, Bowser Jr's long lost sister. Only god knows why Junior would steal a petty star or jar of pickles. Vinny, the evil guy that opposes the Bowser's Kill Mario Division, commits suicide after realising that he undid himself in his quest for domination over an unsucessful Shame series. Toad has his own powers, being the president of the Salty Spitoon and a whiny Alpha Bitch who was ordered by Rosalina to fight Jr, the true founder of thr Salty Spitoon. Toad's hat, cape, and bracelets grant him alot of power, enough to nearly defeat Jr. But Toad, being Jr's friend, stops after nearly killing him with a King Kamehameha. Toad is also a major genki to Bowser Jr, who made friends with him since he was born. When they were babies, Jr. and Toad did all sorts of mean pranks, such as tainting the shower head of other's home and spraying graffiti all over the boxes of Grand Theft Sesame Street. They did that because they are the bad guys in that game, but secret good guys in Mario.

As Bowser Jr. continues to please his father, Bowser, he became the eighth member to join the Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization in general chronologically and is the second member and admin in the Fire Group.

Trivia

  • He is the youngest Koopa to ever see the battlefield.
  • He is currently the Most popular Koopa that works for Bowser.
  • In 2015, he turned 7.
  • His favorite soda is Dr. Pepper

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