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==Location== |
==Location== |
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+ | Bowser City is located at the very Center of the country. This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't a rock biome. But [[Bowser's Castle]] is on the top of a very high in the sky volcano. |
==History== |
==History== |
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− | Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his [[ |
+ | Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his [[Koopalings|children]] are there any ideas for the name of the capital city, the creative morons named it "Bowser City". So Bowser said " I will, for me and for the world, call this city... Bowser City. " |
==City Restrictions== |
==City Restrictions== |
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+ | To live in Bowser City, you used to have to be authorized. If you were NOT authorized, then your death would be intimate. To become authorized, you must wear a special wrist band to show your authorization. You can get these after being checked at Security in airports or other ways of entering the city. If you aren't wearing a wrist band, then robots would come to kill you, sayin: "You are not Authorized, your death will be intimate." These restrictions were to ensure the safety of the government, as there is so much crime in the Bowser UnWorld Territories. |
==Famous People From Bowser City== |
==Famous People From Bowser City== |
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*[[Bowser|Bowser the King]] ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. ) |
*[[Bowser|Bowser the King]] ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. ) |
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==Democracy== |
==Democracy== |
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*[[Bowser's Castle]] (only if you people you are invited. ) |
*[[Bowser's Castle]] (only if you people you are invited. ) |
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*[[Statue of Doom]] ( world-famous. ) |
*[[Statue of Doom]] ( world-famous. ) |
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*[[Bowser City Football Stadium]] |
*[[Bowser City Football Stadium]] |
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Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team. |
Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team. |
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[[Category:Places you will die at|Bowser]] |
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Revision as of 00:17, 4 November 2017
Bowser City is the capitol and largest city of North Hyrule. It is the seat of the Koopa Government and is where Bowser controls his vast empire and destroys any rebellions. When Bowser is gone, it is still controlled by Bowser. As of February 2013, the population is 80,429,485 people.
Bowser City is also rumored to be the root of all evil. Of course, money is also the root of all evil, as is Mickey Mouse. But yeah, Bowser City is the root of all evil in the entire UnWorld.
Location
Bowser City is located at the very Center of the country. This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't a rock biome. But Bowser's Castle is on the top of a very high in the sky volcano.
History
Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his children are there any ideas for the name of the capital city, the creative morons named it "Bowser City". So Bowser said " I will, for me and for the world, call this city... Bowser City. "
City Restrictions
To live in Bowser City, you used to have to be authorized. If you were NOT authorized, then your death would be intimate. To become authorized, you must wear a special wrist band to show your authorization. You can get these after being checked at Security in airports or other ways of entering the city. If you aren't wearing a wrist band, then robots would come to kill you, sayin: "You are not Authorized, your death will be intimate." These restrictions were to ensure the safety of the government, as there is so much crime in the Bowser UnWorld Territories.
Famous People From Bowser City
- Bowser the King ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. )
- Koopa Kids ( the biggest mafias EVAH. )
- Mister Kooper2 ( became a citizen there after he SAVED the city. )
Democracy
The relatively recently-installed democracy is ruled with a lightly clenched, wooden fist. Bowser, who lives in his Castle occupying 13 square miles on the bottom, has very high control, but citizens have extensive civil rights and basic needs are in ample supply.
Attractions
- Bowser's Castle (only if you people you are invited. )
- Statue of Doom ( world-famous. )
- Koopa Tower ( 122% people gets killed here every day. )
- Bowser Library
- House of Thieves ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
- Ice Statue of Doom ( world not-so- famous. )
- Bowser City Hockey Rink
- Bowser City Football Stadium
Entertainment and Recreation
Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team.