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Bowser City is the capital and largest city of North Hyrule. It is the seat of the Koopa Government and is where Bowser controls his vast empire and destroys any rebellions. When Bowser is gone, it is still controlled by Bowser. As of February 2013, the population is 80,429,485 people.

Bowser City is also rumored to be the root of all evil. Of course, money is also the root of all evil, as is Mickey Mouse. But yeah, Bowser City is the root of all evil in the entire UnWorld.

Location

Bowser City is located at the very Center of the country. This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't a rock biome. But Bowser's Castle is on the top of a very high in the sky volcano.

History

Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his children are there any ideas for the name of the capital city, the creative morons named it "Bowser City". So Bowser said "I will, for me and for the world, call this city... Bowser City."

City Restrictions

To live in Bowser City, you must be authorized. If you are NOT authorized, then your death will be intimate. To become authorized, you must wear a special wrist band to show your authorization. You can get these after being checked at Security in airports or other ways of entering the city. If you aren't wearing a wrist band, then robots will come to kill you, sayin: "You are not Authorized, your death will be intimate." These restrictions are to ensure the safety of the government, as there is so much crime in the Bowser UnWorld Territories.

Famous People From Bowser City

Bowser the King ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. )
Koopa Kids ( the biggest mafias EVAH. )
Mister Kooper2 ( became a citizen there after he SAVED the city. )

Democracy

There is no democracy. Just a Nazi dictatorship by Bowser.

Attractions

Bowser's Castle (only if you people you are invited. )
Statue of Doom ( world-famous. )
Koopa Tower ( 122% people gets killed here every day. )
Bowser Library
House of Thieves ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
Ice Statue of Doom ( world not-so- famous. )
Bowser City Hockey Rink
Bowser City Football Stadium

Entertainement and Recreation

Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team.

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+'''Bowser City '''is the capital and largest city of [[North Hyrule]]. It is the seat of the Koopa Government and is where [[Bowser]] controls his vast empire and destroys any rebellions. When Bowser is gone, it is still controlled by Bowser. As of February 2013, the population is 80,429,485 people.
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-|Bowser UnWorld Territories
+Bowser City is also rumored to be the root of all evil. Of course, money is also the root of all evil, as is [[Mickey Mouse]]. But yeah, Bowser City is the root of all evil in the entire [[UnWorld]].
-Bowser
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-|'''Area'''
-|928.26km²
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-|'''Population''' (Feb 2013)<br />- '''Population'''<br />- '''Density'''
-|<br /><span style="font-size:13px;">30,329,385</span><br />51,835/km²
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-'''Bowser City '''is the capitol and largest city of the Bowser UnWorld Territories. It is the seat of the Koopa Government and is where [[Bowser]] controls his vast empire and destroys any rebellions involving [[Pickle]]s. When Bowser is gone, it is controlled by one of his minions. As of February 2013, the population is 30,329,385 people.
 ==Location==
-Bowser City is located at the very bottom of the country. (Where South Africa would be on [[Earth]]) This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't SCORCHING HOT in a jungle. It is also on a coast, so it has a major sea port for trading.
+Bowser City is located at the very Center of the country. This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't a rock biome. But [[Bowser's Castle]] is on the top of a very high in the sky volcano.
+==History==
+Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his [[Koopalings|children]] are there any ideas for the name of the capital city, the creative morons named it "Bowser City". So Bowser said "I will, for me and for the world, call this city... Bowser City."
 ==City Restrictions==
 To live in Bowser City, you must be authorized. If you are NOT authorized, then your death will be intimate. To become authorized, you must wear a special wrist band to show your authorization. You can get these after being checked at Security in airports or other ways of entering the city. If you aren't wearing a wrist band, then robots will come to kill you, sayin: "You are not Authorized, your death will be intimate." These restrictions are to ensure the safety of the government, as there is so much crime in the Bowser UnWorld Territories.
+==Famous People From Bowser City==
+*[[Bowser|Bowser the King]] ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. )
+*[[Koopalings|Koopa Kids]] ( the biggest mafias EVAH. )
+*[[Mister Kooper2]] ( became a citizen there after he SAVED the city. )
 ==Democracy==
-There is no democracy. Just a dictatorship by Bowser, who lives in [[Bowser's Castle|his Castle]] 928. 26 km2 in the city.
+There is no democracy. Just a Nazi dictatorship by Bowser.
-==Attaractions==
+==Attractions==
+*[[Bowser's Castle]] (only if you people you are invited. )
 *[[Statue of Doom]] ( world-famous. )
 *[[Koopa Tower]] ( 122% people gets killed here every day. )
+*[[Bowser Library]]
-*House of Thives ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
+*[[House of Thieves]] ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
 *[[Ice Statue of Doom]] ( world not-so- famous. )
-*Bowser City Hockey Rink
+*[[Bowser City Hockey Rink]]
-*Bowser City Football Stadium
+*[[Bowser City Football Stadium]]
 ==Entertainement and Recreation==
 Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team.
+{{Dinner}}
-==History==
-Late july, 1883, Bowser said " I will, for me and for the Terrorities, call this city... Bowser City. "
 [[Category:Places|Fatman]]
 [[Category:Cities]]
 [[Category:Places you will die at|Bowser]]
+[[Category:Evil]]
+[[Category:Unsafe for kids]]
+[[Category:Stuff]]

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