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Bowser City is the capital and largest city of North Hyrule. It is the seat of the Koopa Government and is where Bowser controls his vast empire and destroys any rebellions. When Bowser is gone, it is still controlled by Bowser. As of February 2013, the population is 80,429,485 people.

Bowser City is also rumored to be the root of all evil. Of course, money is also the root of all evil, as is Mickey Mouse. But yeah, Bowser City is the root of all evil in the entire UnWorld.

Location

Bowser City is located at the very Center of the country. This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't a rock biome. But Bowser's Castle is on the top of a very high in the sky volcano.

History

Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his children are there any ideas for the name of the capital city, the creative morons named it "Bowser City". So Bowser said "I will, for me and for the world, call this city... Bowser City."

City Restrictions

To live in Bowser City, you must be authorized. If you are NOT authorized, then your death will be intimate. To become authorized, you must wear a special wrist band to show your authorization. You can get these after being checked at Security in airports or other ways of entering the city. If you aren't wearing a wrist band, then robots will come to kill you, sayin: "You are not Authorized, your death will be intimate." These restrictions are to ensure the safety of the government, as there is so much crime in the Bowser UnWorld Territories.

Famous People From Bowser City

Bowser the King ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. )
Koopa Kids ( the biggest mafias EVAH. )
Mister Kooper2 ( became a citizen there after he SAVED the city. )

Democracy

There is no democracy. Just a Nazi dictatorship by Bowser.

Attractions

Bowser's Castle (only if you people you are invited. )
Statue of Doom ( world-famous. )
Koopa Tower ( 122% people gets killed here every day. )
Bowser Library
House of Thieves ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
Ice Statue of Doom ( world not-so- famous. )
Bowser City Hockey Rink
Bowser City Football Stadium

Entertainement and Recreation

Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team.

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+[[File:Bowser_City.jpg|thumb|400px|Bowser City has lotsa signs that say Bowser]]
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-Bowser City is a city where [[OVER 9000|OVAH 9000%]] people are thieves, and 0% people are nice. If you travel here, [[U]] will die. If you don`t travel here, you will LIVE! It are one of the most dangerous cities in the world ( besides [[Possum City]]. )
+'''Bowser City '''is the capital and largest city of [[North Hyrule]]. It is the seat of the Koopa Government and is where [[Bowser]] controls his vast empire and destroys any rebellions. When Bowser is gone, it is still controlled by Bowser. As of February 2013, the population is 80,429,485 people.
-==Attaractions==
-*[[Statue of Doom]] ( world-famous. )
-*Koopa Tower ( 122% people gets killed here every day. )
-*House of Thives ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
-*Ice Statue of Doom ( world not-so- famous. )
+Bowser City is also rumored to be the root of all evil. Of course, money is also the root of all evil, as is [[Mickey Mouse]]. But yeah, Bowser City is the root of all evil in the entire [[UnWorld]].
-[[Someone]] travels here everyday and gets scared.
+==Location==
+Bowser City is located at the very Center of the country. This is the location probably because it is the only place where it isn't a rock biome. But [[Bowser's Castle]] is on the top of a very high in the sky volcano.
+==History==
+Late July, 1883, Bowser asked his [[Koopalings|children]] are there any ideas for the name of the capital city, the creative morons named it "Bowser City". So Bowser said "I will, for me and for the world, call this city... Bowser City."
+==City Restrictions==
+To live in Bowser City, you must be authorized. If you are NOT authorized, then your death will be intimate. To become authorized, you must wear a special wrist band to show your authorization. You can get these after being checked at Security in airports or other ways of entering the city. If you aren't wearing a wrist band, then robots will come to kill you, sayin: "You are not Authorized, your death will be intimate." These restrictions are to ensure the safety of the government, as there is so much crime in the Bowser UnWorld Territories.
+==Famous People From Bowser City==
+*[[Bowser|Bowser the King]] ( Emperor, King, General and anything high- grade in Bowser City. )
+*[[Koopalings|Koopa Kids]] ( the biggest mafias EVAH. )
+*[[Mister Kooper2]] ( became a citizen there after he SAVED the city. )
+==Democracy==
+There is no democracy. Just a Nazi dictatorship by Bowser.
+==Attractions==
+*[[Bowser's Castle]] (only if you people you are invited. )
+*[[Statue of Doom]] ( world-famous. )
+*[[Koopa Tower]] ( 122% people gets killed here every day. )
+*[[Bowser Library]]
+*[[House of Thieves]] ( SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCARRRRYYY! )
+*[[Ice Statue of Doom]] ( world not-so- famous. )
+*[[Bowser City Hockey Rink]]
+*[[Bowser City Football Stadium]]
+==Entertainement and Recreation==
-{{Stub}}
+Despite scary robots killing people who aren't authorized, there is some entertainment and recreation in Bowser City. All citizens have access to Koopa TV and all of its channels. Bowser City is home to many sports teams including the Bowser City Killahs football team and the Bowser City Scary Robots that want to make Your Death Intimate hockey team.
+{{Dinner}}
 [[Category:Places|Fatman]]
 [[Category:Cities]]
+[[Category:Places you will die at|Bowser]]
+[[Category:Evil]]
+[[Category:Unsafe for kids]]
+[[Category:Stuff]]

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