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Bowser with his evil army. Note: this is only 1% of their ranks.
The Bowser Army are the great legions directed by Bowser to take over the UnWorld and Blow Stuff Up. They were first formed when Bowser decided his goal in life was to conquer and destroy. He found the Koopas and the Goombas, creatures that had been oppressed by the Mushroom Kingdom. Though he was not foolish enough to attack the Kingdom directly, he instead attacked the nearby Hyrule, causing the Hyrulian Civil War. He eventually took over North Hyrule, which is now the current HQ of the Bowser Army. For some reason, most of Bowser's legions, including himself, are allergic to lava. Bowser keeps his lava baths because HE LIKES LAVA EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MAIN CAUSE OF HIS DEATHS AND MELTS HIS SKIN OFF!
Bowser himself doesn't care if his troops have to die because they respawn, therefore he thinks it's fair to sacrifice them time and time again. Despite all this, the army are still too stupid to understand that they could turn on him any moment, so remain loyal. It is known throughout the UnWorld that Bowser's army is weak by comparison to the Teletubbies army or the black army seeing as all that is needed to vanquish them is one red Italian plumber who surprisingly does no plumbing whatsoever.
Usually, a squad sent to a level consists of ~30 grunts, and some Specialized Units. Rarely do the Koopa Elite have to fight because they're just that awesome.
Members (in order)[]
Banned from being members[]
- Not any Wa's EVER!
- STROLLIN' STU IS NOT ALLOWED EVER
- Not any Weegees (because Bowser hates Weegee and his allies)
- NOT GIYGAS
- GIORNO IS DISOWNED!
Grunts[]
Worthless beings only served to inflate numbers.
- Goomba (n00b level over 9000 because they have brain damage)
- Koopa Troopa (Red ones, green ones, Blue ones, and even sometimes yellow ones.)
- Piranha Plant
- Grunts
Specialized Units[]
These guys actually get stuff done.
- Spiny
- Buzzy Beetle
- Bullet Bill
- Ptooie
- Cheep Cheep
- Shy Guy
- Shy Gal
- Bob-Omb
- Boo
- Lakitu (betrayed Bowser)
- oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- Chain Chomp
- Fighter Fly
Koopa Elites[]
They command the guys below because they are smart and are usually a pain to deal with when faced head-on.
- Hammer Bro
- his bro
- bro
- BRO!
- Evil Koopa Wizards
- Evil Guy (or maybe the other way around)
- Motos
- Dry Bones
- Wizardheimer
- Kamek
- Queen Boo
- King Bob-omb
- King Boo
- Koopalings (Yes. He forces his own children to fight)
- Bowser Jr.
- Bowser's 2 disowned children
- Bowser's Wife
- Bowser (Maybe...)
Other[]
- Jacknjellify
Trivia[]
- The Bowser Army are antagonists in Super Mario Project Nexus.