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Revision as of 23:46, 11 September 2011

BWAHAHAHAHA Bowser

Give me your souls! Bwaha! Bowser

May you sleep. FOR ETERNITY!! Bowser

Join my empire Link or I will kill you! Bowser

Bowser is Mario's enemy. He wanted to get The King of Hyrule and force him to Weegee to be throw'n in the head with lotsa spaghetti. He has a castle called Bowser's Castle. He tried to eat breakfeast! but failed (like always).His True Minions are:Barney,Morshu,Squadala Man and Dr. Rabbit. Bowser is also the president of the evil team in the Gun Fight of the UnWorld.

History

A Long Time Ago, In This Galaxy Not So Far Far Away

Once, Bowser was born in 2500900 BC. Only certain guys knows who his parents are. Bowser spent the first two hundred years of his life trying to figure it out.

Later Life

After Bowser gave up looking for his parents, he decided to just try to kill Mario. He dedicated his life to that. Also, he failed to eat breakfast.

Personality

Bowser, like all turtle things, is a weirdo. He enjoys calling people "Mario", and then killing them. That's about all he does. When he sees the REAL Mario, he called him Luigi. Nobody knows why. Probably because it makes him feel secure. Anyways, Bowser has no manners, as he is too busy melting people to learn manners.

Powers

It is very obvious that Bowser is a large turtle/dino/dragon that can breath fireballs and throw hammers and use evil magic. Fireballs are balls made of fire. Bowser is also very fat, and can use this to crash his enemies. When he is given a Magnum, he will shoot everyone in the room, showing he is good with guns. He also has great penmanship. He can also turn into Eviler Bowser or Super Eviler Bowser.