BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
—Bowser
Give me your souls! Bwaha!
—Bowser
May you sleep. FOR ETERNITY!!
—Bowser
Join my empire Link or I will kill you!
—Bowser
Mario? Mario? Where are you Mario? Oh! There you are! Why are you holding that bomb?
—Bowser
I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!
—Bowser
Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week. I'll Bowserize it!
—Bowser
How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!
—Bowser, talking to Bowser Jr.
It's everybody's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!
—Bowser
Now it's time to spin the Wheel of Pain and see what you play!
—Bowser
He shoots, he scorches!!
—Bowser talking to himself.
Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?
—His vacation was to Mario's house.
I should never have quit my day job!
—Bowser
Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!
—Bowser
Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
—Bowser
Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza?
—Bowser
The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels.
—Bowser