—PUT THE COOKIE DOWN. COOKIES are for Closers.
|Full name:||Theodore Lindsey Templeton|
Boss Baby, whose secret name (if uttered will turn him into a blueberry muffin) is Theodore Lindsey Templeton, is the leader of the evil terrorist corporation BabyCorp. As a BabyCorp employee his sole goal (hey, that rhymes!) is to turn every single living being into a baby. He is most famously known for being the last ever person to complete Grand Theft Sesame Street, because he had to go to his brother’s soccer practice.
He lost most of his credibility after eating a cookie even though he wasn’t a closer, and was sentenced to be the subject of a documentary. Due to a mistranslation from Baby to Hylian, this film was released as a childrens‘ movie and is thought to be fictitious by many.
- He is not, as many believe, a fictional mouse made out of pure anger.
- He probably likes watching people die.