Bored to Death is a phenomenon that occasionally happens when one is very bored. They slowly get bored, and bored-er, and board-er until they die from it. It is a Very Serious Problem That Nobody Cares About.
About[]
Bored to Death is when one is so bored, he or she dies. It is very dangerous, and kills three to five people a year. It is then blamed on things such as old age, disease, murder, and over-dancing. Bored to Death can be caused by many things, all of them boring. Certain shames, Opera, and Grandpa's Stories are known to cause Bored to Death.
Signs[]
- One is heavily yawning and can barely keep their eyes open.
- The person is whining like a baby because he/she is bored.
- The person will fall asleep, but snore very loudly.
- The person will wake up, screaming like an idiot.
- The person will dance for no reason.
- The person will fall on the ground, and not get up.
- The person will start face-palming for no reason.
People Who Will Make You Bored To Death[]
- Justin Bieber
- Rebecca Black
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- George W. Bush and his pet
- John McCain ( in politics )'
- Calendar Man
- Not Ducky
- You Don`t Know Him