Bonzi Buddy is a purple monkey created by the Illuminati so they can spy on you and give you viruses. He was created in 1999. He is purple. He is a monkey. He will slowly rot your brain and turn you into an idiot. He likes cheese and My Little Pony. He is also a jerk. He asks children for their credit card information (do they even know that stuff?) and their name, as well as where they live. He also emails all of the kids friends and tells you to get him. His home was destroyed by Fatman in 2004 when Fatman was looking for a place to sit down and sleep.
Bonzi, the stupid monkey