Changes: Bonzi Buddy

Revision as of 18:37, 11 August 2020

'I'm Bonzi Buddy, fly me!!!”

~ Bonzi Buddy

“It's been nice gnawing you!”

~ Bonzi Buddy

(info from Harkipedia added for purposes that will become clear post-retcon, when multiple universes become one)

Bonzi Buddy is an evil purple monkey. He was born to innocent parents and, when he was born, was innocent. But when he was ten years old, he discovered the sheer power of being evil. Later, he discovered he was invincible for some reason. Of course, he used his newfound invincibility for evil purposes. Around the same time, he learned how to hack into computers. When he was thirteen, he developed a computer virus that allowed him to telepathically annoy people while messing up their hard drive. One of the victims of this virus was King Harkinian. When he was sixteen, he started a street gang called the Bonzi Gang, which became the Bonzi Army in 1996. He speaks like a messed-up Microsoft Sam. He is purple. He is a monkey. He will slowly rot your brain and turn you into an idiot. He likes Geena Battaline, cheese and My Little Pony. He is also a jerk. He asks children for their credit card information (do they even know that stuff?) and their name, as well as where they live. He also emails all of the kids friends and tells you to get him. His home was destroyed by Fatman in 2004 when Fatman was looking for a place to sit down and sleep.

He is also the leader of the Wonder Pets. He has been ever since Linny gave up.

After the Teletubby Land Massacre, Bonzi Buddy kidnapped the Boohbah. They briefly served as his and Pedobear's minions, but it is currently unknown as to how he used them and why he didn't use Zing Zing Zingbah, as said Boohbah had been spray-painted permanently in the Teletubbies' colors.

Bonzi is also the main cause for The 2nd Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by kicking SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star with his hair while visiting the ruins of Tokyo City.

Dill Nye

Bonzi Buddy appeared in Dill Nye as the 9 foot tall dong gorilla.

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+'''I'm [[Bonzi Buddy]], fly me!!!”''<div style="margin-left:2em;">~ '''Bonzi Buddy'''</div>
-'''Bonzi Buddy '''is a purple monkey created by [[Pedo Bear]] and the I[[Illuminati|lluminati]] so they can spy on you and give you viruses. He was created in 1999 B.C. He is purple. He is a monkey. He will slowly rot your brain and turn you into an idiot. He likes Geena Battaline, c[[cheese|heese]] and [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony]]. He is also a jerk. He asks [[children]] for their credit card information (do they even know that stuff?) and their name, as well as where they live. He also emails all of the kids friends and tells you to get him. His home was destroyed by [[Fatman]] in 2004 when Fatman was looking for a place to sit down and sleep.
+''“It's been nice gnawing you!”''<div style="margin-left:2em;">~ '''Bonzi Buddy'''</div>
+(info from Harkipedia added for purposes that will become clear post-retcon, when multiple universes become one)
+'''Bonzi Buddy''' is an evil purple monkey. He was born to innocent parents and, when he was born, was innocent. But when he was ten years old, he discovered the sheer power of being evil. Later, he discovered he was invincible for some reason. Of course, he used his newfound invincibility for evil purposes. Around the same time, he learned how to hack into computers. When he was thirteen, he developed a computer virus that allowed him to telepathically annoy people while messing up their hard drive. One of the victims of this virus was [[King Harkinian]]. When he was sixteen, he started a street gang called the [[Bonzi Gang]], which became the [[Bonzi Army]] in 1996. He speaks like a messed-up Microsoft Sam. He is purple. He is a monkey. He will slowly rot your brain and turn you into an idiot. He likes Geena Battaline, c[[cheese|heese]] and [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony]]. He is also a jerk. He asks [[children]] for their credit card information (do they even know that stuff?) and their name, as well as where they live. He also emails all of the kids friends and tells you to get him. His home was destroyed by [[Fatman]] in 2004 when Fatman was looking for a place to sit down and sleep.
 He is also the leader of the [[Wonder Pets]]. He has been ever since Linny gave up.
 [[File:180px-Bonzi.jpg|thumb|193x193px|Bonzi, the stupid monkey]]
+[[File:Download (16).jpg|thumb|220x220px]]
+After the [[Teletubby Land#The Great Teletubby Land Massacre|Teletubby Land Massacre]], Bonzi Buddy kidnapped the [[Boohbah]]. They briefly served as his and [[Pedobear]]'s minions, but it is currently unknown as to how he used them and why he didn't use [[Zing Zing Zingbah]], as said Boohbah had been spray-painted permanently in the Teletubbies' colors.
+Bonzi is also the main cause for [[The 2nd Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by kicking [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] and [[Patrick Star]] with his hair while visiting the ruins of [[Tokyo city|Tokyo City]].
 ==Dill Nye==
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+[[Category:Guys At Captain 37's Hotel]]
+[[Category:Bad guys]]
+[[Category:Camp Wonkey Donkey Counsellors]]