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Bombs! You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough Rupees! Morshu

Bombs are a kind of throwing weapon invented by Morshu. It's one of Morshu's trademark stuffs, along with Lamp Oil and Rope. Many guys use bombs to bomb different stuff and set up the bomb your base. They are one of the ingredients of Pie.

Bombs were invented during Hyrulean Civil War, when everybody needed weapons. Morshu - very mean shopkeeped decided to earn money and created weapon, that could be used only once. He sold bombs to both sides and everybody wanted more bombs. Morshu became a lot more, mmmmmm, RICHER.

Later scientists in Squadala Labs made their own bomb, that could asplode more stuff. Morshu didn't want to lose money and he bombed all Labs in East Hyrule in order to maintain his status as the sole supplier to CATS. All Squadala Bombs were stolen and now Morshu uses them. Bowser uses Bowser Bombs to make Mario goes boom, and he succeeded to beat Mario. We forgot to mention that Bomberman and his girlfriend Pretty Bomber also use them.

Variations of Bombs

Bomb aka Classic Bomb

Invented by Morshu during Hyrulean Civil War. The most popular bomb in Hyrule.

BOOM!

Invented by the Mushroom Kingdom as a weapon of Mass Destruction during the Videogame War. It was used to bomb Raccoon City so Sony would have no chance of entering the war.

WTF Bomb

Manufactured by the Cubans was the WTF Bomb. Only one was made, and it was used by The Skeleton Pilot for WTF? BOOM! – one of the worst terrorist attacks in U.S.A. history.

Bob-omb

Invented by Fake Bowser when he needed to kill those pesky plumbers, however the real Bowser got his hands on them and made them better with the help of Wario and Waluigi, who are expert bomb craftsmen and also terrorists. When I say help, I actually mean those two chumps did all the work and Bowser took credit.

Holy Bomb aka Holy Hand Grenade

Invented by Link. This bomb says strange word before exploding. The only explosion of Holy Bomb was in Hyrule Castle. Link exploded castle toilet. The King punished Link and banned him from bomb-production.

Squadala Bomb

Invented by Squadala Man as Squadala alternative to Morshu's Classic Bombs. During tests, one Squadala Bomb exploded, wrecking the biggest city in East Hyrule. It was possibly copied with the Tubby Bomb.

DINNER Bomb

Possibly the strongest bomb in the West Hyrulian arsenal. It's a gigantic burger with plutonium inside, capable of creating an explosion as strong as 400,000 tons of TNT.

Snowtomic Bomb

An infamous bomb used by Ducky, when exploding, this blue missile can freeze various objects in it's large vicinity and turn people into Snowmen. Ducky's Quadgun also shoots weaker ones as a last resort.

Robotnik Bomb

Very strong bomb. This bomb is in size like a bean and explodes like Squadala Bomb. But it's still not released.

Morshu Bomb™

Very rare and expensive. They are only sold by Morshu. There is no information about Morshu Bomb explosions. It's possible that they don't explode! (It's also possible that their explosions are bigger than a Robotnik Bomb).

Giygas Bomb

The same as the Classic Bomb, but only twice as strong and can make people confused. This bomb was made by Giygas with the help of Morshu. This bomb is more fatal than the Holy Bomb, but even deadlier, it releases death fireworks onto the ground and can destroy lotsa enemies.

Doom Gem

Invented by Dipsy, patented by Morshu. An extremely powerful bomb that's like a miniature Squadala Bomb. Can make Master Sparks like Marisa's mini-Hakkero. Mass-produced.

Bowser Bomb

Invented by Bowser. A very powerful bomb that can blow up a country. It is a dangerous bomb that only villains use to succeed on missions.

Pulsar Bomb

Invented by Pulsar with help of Morshu. This bomb gather blue and red energy, then, it expodes in blue and red pulsing beam.

Tubby Bomb

A Bomb made by the Teletubbies, and used in The Great Teletubby Massacre. It is similar to the Squadala Bomb, but filled with Tubby Custard. Whether it is a copy of the Squadala Bomb is unknown.

Tubby Torpedo

A spin-off of the Tubby Bomb, the Tubby Torpedo is basically used just like the Tubby Bomb, only it goes through water. They are shot out of cannons hidden underwater near Teletubby Land's coast to sink warships, and are also shot from the Tubmarine, typically against the dreaded Teletubby Land Acid Kraken.

TNT Bomb

A relatively harmless bomb made by Steve out of gutted Creeper flesh and sand. Weird patterns emerge as Steve made the TNT bigger, so Notch decided to limit its size to just 1 cubic meter.

ICBM Bomb

A very special type of Bomb. It can fly across the air and explode on contact with absolutely ANYTHING, resulting in a massive BOOM!.

Splaat Bomb

A unique type of bomb often used to kill Roblox Elmoes. It is easily produced, meaning there is a high quantity of it in Elmo City.

Sex Bomb

The most heteroerotic bomb, although sometimes it may be homoerotic. It was made by Rayman and Tom Jones to convince The Silent Generation to give birth to the Baby Boomers, who themselves are bombs.

Gallery

Rayman sings sexbomb

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+{{quote|Bombs! You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough Rupees!|Morshu}}
-[[File:BOMB.jpg|thumb|Classic Bomb]]
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-'''Bombs''' - kind of weapon invented by [[Morshu]]. It's one of Morshu's trademark stuffs, along with [[Lamp Oil]] and [[Rope]]. Many [[Guys|guys]] use bombs to bomb different [[Stuff|stuff]].
+'''Bombs''' are a kind of throwing weapon invented by [[Morshu]]. It's one of Morshu's trademark stuffs, along with [[Lamp Oil]] and [[Rope]]. Many [[guys]] use bombs to bomb different [[stuff]] and set up the bomb [[All your base are belong to us|your base]]. They are one of the ingredients of [[Pie]].
-Bombs were invented during Hyrulian Civil War, when everybody needed weapons. Morshu - very mean shopkeeped decided to earn money and created weapon, that could be used only once. He sold bombs to both sides and everybody wanted more bombs. Morshu became '''RICHER'''.[[File:Squadala_Bomb.jpg|thumb|Squadala Bomb - makes asplode more stuff than Bombs]] Later [[Scientists|scientists]] in [[Squadala Labs]] made their own [[Squadala Bomb|bomb]], that could asplode more stuff. Morshu didn't want to lose money and he bombed all Labs in [[East Hyrule]]. All Squadala Bombs were stolen and now Morshu uses them. [[Bowser]] uses classic bombs to make Mario goes boom, but he always goes boom insted.
+Bombs were invented during Hyrulean Civil War, when everybody needed weapons. Morshu - very mean shopkeeped decided to earn money and created weapon, that could be used only once. He sold bombs to both sides and everybody wanted more bombs. Morshu became a lot more, mmmmmm, '''RICHER'''.
+Later [[scientists]] in [[Squadala Labs]] made their own [[Squadala Bomb|bomb]], that could asplode more stuff. Morshu didn't want to lose money and he bombed all Labs in [[East Hyrule]] in order to maintain his status as the sole supplier to [[CATS]]. All Squadala Bombs were stolen and now Morshu uses them. [[Bowser]] uses Bowser Bombs to make Mario goes boom, and he succeeded to beat Mario. We forgot to mention that [[Bomberman]] and his girlfriend [[Pretty Bomber]] also use them.
-===Variations of Bombs===
+[[File:Explosion.jpg|thumb|200px|Don't play with bombs.]]
-*'''Bomb''' aka '''Classic Bomb'''
+== Variations of Bombs ==
-: Invented by Morshu during Hyrulian Civil War. The most popular bomb in Hyrule.
-*'''Holy Bomb''' aka Holy Hand Grenade
+=== Bomb aka Classic Bomb ===
+:Invented by Morshu during Hyrulean Civil War. The most popular bomb in Hyrule.
-: Invented by [[Link]]. This bomb says strange word before boom. The only explosion of Holy Bomb was in [[Hyrule Castle]]: Link exploded castle toiled. [[King of Hyrule|The King]] punished Link and banned him from bomb-production.
-*'''[[Squadala Bomb]]'''
+===[[BOOM!]]===
-: Invented by [[Squadala Man]] as Squadala alternative to Morshu's Classic Bombs. During tests, one Squadala Bomb exploded biggest city in East Hyrule.
+:Invented by the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] as a weapon of [[Mass Destruction]] during the [[Videogame War]]. It was used to bomb [[Raccoon City]] so [[Sony]] would have no chance of entering the war.
-*'''Robotnik Bomb'''
-: Very strong bomb. This bomb is in size like a bean and explodes like Squadala Bomb. But it's still not released.
+=== WTF Bomb ===
-*'''[[Morshu Bomb]]''™'''''
+:Manufactured by the [[Cuba|Cubans]] was the WTF Bomb. Only one was made, and it was used by [[The Skeleton Pilot]] for [[WTF? BOOM!]] – one of the worst terrorist attacks in [[United States of UnAmerica|U.S.A.]] history.
-: Very rare and expensive. They are only sold by [[Morshu]]. There is no information about Morshu Bomb explosions. It's possible that they don't explode! (It's also possible that their explosions are bigger than a Robotnik Bomb).
+=== Bob-omb ===
+:Invented by [[Fake Bowser]] when he needed to kill those [[Mario|pesky]] [[Luigi|plumbers]], however the real Bowser got his hands on them and made them better with the help of [[Wario]] and [[Waluigi]], who are expert bomb craftsmen and also [[:Category:Terrorists|terrorists]]. When I say help, I actually mean those two chumps did all the work and Bowser took credit.
+=== Holy Bomb aka Holy Hand Grenade ===
+:Invented by [[Link]]. This bomb says strange word before exploding. The only explosion of Holy Bomb was in [[Hyrule Castle]]. Link exploded castle toilet. [[King of Hyrule|The King]] punished Link and banned him from bomb-production.
+===[[Squadala Bomb]]===
+:Invented by [[Squadala Man]] as Squadala alternative to Morshu's Classic Bombs. During tests, one Squadala Bomb exploded, wrecking the biggest city in East Hyrule. It was possibly copied with the [[Tubby Bomb]].
+=== DINNER Bomb ===
+:Possibly the strongest bomb in the [[West Hyrule|West Hyrulian]] arsenal. It's a gigantic burger with plutonium inside, capable of creating an explosion as strong as 400,000 tons of TNT.
+===[[Snowtomic Bomb]]===
+:An infamous bomb used by [[Ducky]], when exploding, this blue missile can freeze various objects in it's large vicinity and turn people into [[Snowmen]]. Ducky's [[Quadgun]] also shoots weaker ones as a last resort.
+=== Robotnik Bomb ===
+:Very strong bomb. This bomb is in size like a bean and explodes like Squadala Bomb. But it's still not released.
+===[[Morshu Bomb]]''™''===
+:Very rare and expensive. They are only sold by [[Morshu]]. There is no information about Morshu Bomb explosions. It's possible that they don't explode! (It's also possible that their explosions are bigger than a Robotnik Bomb).
+=== Giygas Bomb ===
+:The same as the Classic Bomb, but only twice as strong and can make people confused. This bomb was made by Giygas with the help of Morshu. This bomb is more fatal than the Holy Bomb, but even deadlier, it releases death fireworks onto the ground and can destroy lotsa enemies.
+=== Doom Gem ===
+:Invented by [[Dipsy]], patented by Morshu. An extremely powerful bomb that's like a miniature Squadala Bomb. Can make Master Sparks like Marisa's mini-Hakkero. Mass-produced.
+=== Bowser Bomb ===
+:Invented by [[Bowser]]. A very powerful bomb that can blow up a country. It is a dangerous bomb that only villains use to succeed on missions.
+=== Pulsar Bomb ===
+:Invented by [[User:Averon25|Pulsar]] with help of Morshu. This bomb gather blue and red energy, then, it expodes in blue and red pulsing beam.
+===[[Tubby Bomb]]===
+:A Bomb made by the [[Teletubbies]], and used in [[The Great Teletubby Massacre]]. It is similar to the [[Squadala Bomb]], but filled with [[Tubby Custard]]. Whether it is a copy of the Squadala Bomb is unknown.
+=== [[Tubby Torpedo]] ===
+:A spin-off of the Tubby Bomb, the Tubby Torpedo is basically used just like the Tubby Bomb, only it goes through water. They are shot out of cannons hidden underwater near Teletubby Land's coast to sink warships, and are also shot from the [[Tubmarine]], typically against the dreaded [[Teletubby Land Acid Kraken]].
+=== TNT Bomb ===
+:A relatively harmless bomb made by [[Steve]] out of gutted [[Creeper]] flesh and sand. Weird patterns emerge as Steve made the TNT bigger, so [[Notch]] decided to limit its size to just 1 cubic meter.
+=== ICBM Bomb ===
+:A very special type of Bomb. It can fly across the air and explode on contact with absolutely ANYTHING, resulting in a massive [[BOOM!]].
+=== Splaat Bomb ===
+:A unique type of bomb often used to kill [[Roblox Elmo|Roblox Elmoes]]. It is easily produced, meaning there is a high quantity of it in [[Elmo City]].
+=== Sex Bomb ===
+:The most heteroerotic bomb, although sometimes it may be homoerotic. It was made by [[Rayman]] and [[Tom Jones]] to convince The Silent Generation to give birth to the [[Baby Boomers]], who themselves are bombs.
+== Gallery ==
+<gallery>
+Raccoon_City_BOOM.jpg|BOOM! upon detonation in Raccoon City.
+Bob-ombs.jpg|thumb|180x180px|A group of Bob-ombs.
+1530746220993.png|BOOM! as it appears pre-detonation
+Squadala_Bomb.jpg|Squadala Bomb - asplodes more stuff than bombs.
+Snowtomic_bomb.svg|The Snowtomic Bomb, flying through the sky.
+Devilgem.png|The Doom Gem, in all its, uh... "glory".
+TNT.png|TNT Bomb
+Rayman sings sexbomb|Sex Bomb, sung by Rayman and that blue guy.
+</gallery>
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