Could you plug something into his eyes since they look so much like an electrical outlet?
—Unknown
Bomberman is a terrorist from Japan. Despite that, Bomberman is somehow a good guy.
History[]
Bomberman was born in Japan. Bomberman joined the UnPolice at some point, and everything seemed normal. However, the UnPolice turned Bomberman into a cyborg, which is why Bomberman always wears a helmet. This is also how they made Robocop, but in Japan everything is kawaii, so he turned out different, and also unfortunately without a mouth. Since Bomberman was now unable to eat food, which he really liked, he betrayed the UnPolice and blew then up with his new ability to create bombs from thin air.
The UnPolice got pissed at Bomberman for betraying them, so they created a clone of Bomberman named Black Bomber. Black Bomber then tried to rizz Bomberman up, but realized they're cyborgs, so they can't "share data".
Bomberman then went to France in order to escape from the UnPolice. However, Bomberman met a French terrorist named Pretty Bomber. Pretty Bomber gave Bomberman a bomb shaped like a heart, but a troll-like hedgehog convinced him that girls go to Eris to get more ferrous, so he killed her. Also, as of the time of this sentence being written, she's just Meg Griffin 2, so that probably counted towards life or death for berryboy. Bomberman later died during some kind of war and went to Hell, but he escaped Hell with Gappy and Dimentio, so he's alive again.
Trivia[]
- Bomberman's favorite movie is Fat Guys In The Woods.
- Despite being 19 years old, Bomberman's voice sounds high-pitched just like Boyfriend.
- Bomberman is the main character of Pumpkin Bomber, where he fights the Hungry Pumpkin by throwing grenades at him.