I'll cheer you up, alright
—Bobby, before beating a criminal up.
Bobby is a insane cop dude wearing a creepy smiling mask and is probably a pedophile. But he is still a good guy because he fights crime and has redeemed himself after years of pedoness. He is one of the many arch enemies of Pedo Bear.
He died when Adolf Hitler shot him for not joining the Nazis. He was later revived by Captain 7 so he could go back to fighting crime.
He also likes sending criminals to either The German Prison or The Wall. He also thinks that unhappiness is a crime and like all the people where he comes from takes a drug called joy that makes them happy.
He is also susceptible to being bribed with scotch beer.
Trivia[]
- For whatever reason his baton has a heart rate monitor inside it, so he must be checking on if his victims still live after the beatdowns he does sometimes, he doesn't want them to actually die.
- He dreams about killing Solar Flare.
- he has a wa-conterpart known as Red Bobby (the wa-cop). He also has a Wawa counterpart known as White bobby (the wawa-cop).
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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help break the spacetime continuum by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.
Happiness beatdown
He beats you up with his baton and then leaves a bomb that explodes with happiness gas
Happiness beatdown
He beats you up with his baton and then leaves a bomb that explodes with happiness gas