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Template:Bob The Builder

Can we fix it? Bob the Builder

FOO' FOO' IT'S ALL MARIO'S FAULT!! Bob the Bulder


Bob

ON NOES! HE'S GONNA FIX YOU!!!

Bob the Builder (sometimes called Good Ole Bob for no particular reason) is a builder that goes around fixing other peoples homes in a evil way (Yipes!). He uses a cement called Cementygas to appear. That's why 1,000,000 billion homes have been destroyed by Bob. He is even part of the Elmo Gang.

Childhood

He grew up studying criminology and chemistry to be tempted to destroy peoples homes and use different chemicals (and yes, Ethanonic Acid and Antimatter) to create the evil cement yet, Cementygas. He also studied technology to build some evil and helpless vehicles that cause a lot of havoc while building fixing houses with Cememtygas

Recently

His Cementygas has caused problems for pretty much everyone else in the Unverse, especially Mario. Military forces were involved with this incident and emerged with heavy artillery. There are also signs of green mutant guys, dead nurses, soldier ghosts and demonic robots. Now a mutated disease is being spreaded around the Unverse. Police forces are attempting to get the Teletubbies to kill Bob. Bob has now been arrested for life 400,000 times. He is guided by his asisstant and lawyer, Squilliam Fancyson.

Criminal Record

  • Assault at a garden centre
  • Shoplifting tools and cement
  • Stealing chemical supplies from labratories
  • Starting a technology-related protest
  • Causing a huge pogrom while spreading a mutated disease
  • Killed Po the Dragon Warrior

Shames

Bob also has created two shames so far during his prison duty, all of them rated B for Bob and surprisingly, outstanding.


Future

Having escaped prison all previous times he was arrested, he is planning to perform a prison break once again, this time by spreading Cementygas on the prison bars, and commanding the mutated bacteria to stick onto Squilliam and the prision guards. He will also attempt to make an alliance with the Teletubbies. At the moment, he is inventing a future building mechanism. Recently, Bob found the Elmo Gang one day while walking in the streets and decides to join them to occupy his time.

Myweapon

Bob the builder's future building mechanism.

Trivia

  • If you add up all the years he spent in prison, you get 123454321 years.
  • Only 22,000 copies of each game were sold due to his prison duty.
  • The money from the games has been given to Squilliam Fancyson.
  • He is creating a new shames console called Shame Bob.
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