Bob Saget impersonating Willy Wonka
Robert "Bob" Saget better known as "the Devil" or "Satan", is a well-known actor and is the evilest and most sickest being ever. He is also the vice chair of the Undefeatables, making him the third most powerful being in existence.
As Saget wished to rule the UnWorld, he was the archenemy of Bill Cosby. Jebus Khrist once battled him, but Bob Saget pwned him badly. Ronald McDonald was also his arch-nemesis, as they were roomates in college and had a bajillion children. He took half, while Ronald ate the other half. Saget had an epic battle with Ronald, and Saget ate his ears, face and internal organs, which is why Ronald had to paint his face white.
Right Handed Men[]
Bob Saget, being the literal devil, has had a few right-handed men. His first was Kirby. He swallowed people's nightmares for no reason and upgraded to Nightmare. Dora the Explorer eventually replaced Kirby/Nightmare, who much more efficient. However, after that, she got replaced by Margaret Thatcher who was much more powerful. Her special move is to concentrate Hellish energy into her knuckles, and then clasp them together and fire at the enemy. We're not sure who came after Margaret, because after that came someone who got erased from existence like Nobody. Based on what we have managed to recover, he had something to do with top hats, Elmo, Stickmen and waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs.
After that, he recruited Super 17 owing to their surefire claim that Nobody can beat them while they're Super 17[1]. However, much to the shock of chuds worldwide who believed otherwise, something happened, and Bob revealed that he'd never actually promoted 17 to right-hand man, but was impressed enough that he decided to keep 17 as his personal assassin to eradicate Mary Sues and other people he doesn't like in Hell. He then realized that this meant he had no right hand man, so he decided to acquire a new one; he gathered his generals and selected one of them randomly. The person he chose happened to be Demon King Dabura, and so far he seems to be doing a pretty good job. Thanks to him (and his policy of making anyone who disagrees with him asplode), Hell's economy is the highest it's ever been.
Currently she is his right-hand man who is responsible for shooting ads of him promoting tourism to scenic SCP-3008. They both do Hell-related stuff and listen to rock music, and Saget holds a giant party annually in celebration of Hell-related events and also invites his fellow Earth Satanists.
Trivia[]
- He has a son named Red.
- He appeared in a shame called Mario Tag.
- Don’t mention the year 1992 in front of him; he’ll kill you on the spot. It is unknown why he does this.
- Several people, such as Bowser and George W. Bush have sold their souls to him, meaning that Bob Saget was really the evil behind the evil. While he was not serving his position as ruler of Hell, Bob shared a bitter rivalry with the equally evil Princess Daisy.
- Once, Nobunaga Oda took over as ruler of Hell, because he's the Devil King. Bob Saget was notably pissed off and decided to send Evil Snowmen into Hell, but they melted before they could do anything. He eventually bribed Nobunaga to give him back rule over Hell with Candee.
- He created the immortality pain curse which is a curse that makes a person immortal and gives them a healing factor at the cost of suffering the pain that they took a prime example of someone effected by this curse is Vesna
- He created the 18th circle of hell to punish self inserts along with Gary stus and Mary sues
- He's the very reason why Christine is so evil and murderous.
- ↑ NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER 17 ⁉️❗️⁉️⁉️❗️⁉️❗️⁉️❗️❗️⁉️❗️❗️ by Goofy Goober Productions