Biden Blast
Blast is a power invented by Joe Biden, which later became appropriated by Goku in Dragon Ball Zee as a cool move. Then it later got copied by Iron Man, then it got copied by Hana Kyuo and got turned into the kindness blast, which have been used as part of diplomacy agreements throughout history. Blasts also are used just to PWN losers. As you can see, blasts are very useful.
A powerful blast can instantly vaporize someone, while a weak blast might make someone feel tired. Guys like Mario know the Fire Blast and can instantly cook a steak with it.
To do a blast, you shoot some type of energy/matter from your hands (or heart in the case of Scampton). Pretty much anything can be a blast but people usually just go for an Energy Blast. You need a really high power level (or a lot of calories) to do any type of blast though. Stupid people who try to blast and fail end up blasting off again like Jimmy Neutron. You can train your blasting skills by going to Mars University or by using fireworks like Drake did.
Creation[]
The blast was created in the Neolithic era by U.S. Senator Joe Biden to defeat his political opponents and destroy Donald Trump's Obsidian Spheres. He combined electricity with The Force with Haki and it did the first ever Biden Blast. He didn't tell anybody else how to do a blast, but as people got older they started to figure it out.
Types of Blast[]
- Energy Blast - Self-explanatory.
- Epic Blast - Self-explanatory. Used by Chuck Norris.
- Biden Blast - Self-explanatory. Used by Joe Biden.
- Elemental Blast - Stuff like water, fire, air and dirt.
- Weaknesss Blast - Used by the Powers of Weakness to make people stupid
- Retro Blast - Self-explanatory. Can only be used by people who are so retro.
- Kindness blast - Self-explanatory. Used by Hana Kyuo.
- Gaster Blaster - A weapon made by W.D. Gaster that uses the blast.
- BITEN BLAST!! - A blast used by Son Biten
- Anton Blast - A fun Wario Land-inspired shame. Erm, what the blast?!
- Brain Blast - Self-explanatory.
- Sonic 3D Blast - A unfun Sonic shame made by Mickey Mouse.
- Sonic Robo Blast 2 - A fun Sonic shame.
- Sound Blast - Something that Speaker Men and Skibidi Toilets do. Destroys your ears.
- PSI Blast - Launchs a beam of psychic energy, not to be confused with a Brain Blast. Mainly used by Sasha Nein and the other Psychonauts.
- Death Impact - a Blast used by Garlic Jr. it's not really a blast but its a energy wave fired from the hand so according to Nerd's its considered a Blast as its a energy projectile fired from the hand
- Turbulence Blast - A ki blast spam move used by the master of turbulence and Backshots CEO Turles where after his enemy hits the ground face down in the dirt he'll step on your back and then unload ki Blasts into you back in fact Mario stole his move for his retro blast attack against Bowser
- Rockstar Blast - Weird variant of a Sound Blast, uses people's MAD GUITAR SKILLZ to knock people out. Primarily used by Pink Floyd.
- Bass Blast - A version used by Les Claypool.
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