Why are they moving very slowly towards me?
—somebody
WHY IS IT SMILING???
Black Rocks are well, rocks that are black. Despite the name, they're actually a type of species that live in oceans near beaches. For some reason we can't seem to point down the unusal fellow that they are manifesting. They aren't too rare but for some reason pets of these can go for a lot of green stuff. One time a guy paid Un$499 for one!
Some black rocks have been reported to be SMILING with NO FACE! It's probably something that you do NOT question or it was Chuck Norris doing his usual and doing something we can’t mention here? Not even science can prove what made black rocks live! It’s rumoured that they like anchovies and I went to the beach and saw them, so it’s true! Black Rocks tend to have purple eyes and a blue mouth but this can vary from rock to rock.
Black Rocks often get served next to GNEggs in fancy restaurants despite the fact that these compete for the ultimate manifestation of UnAnything users. Except these are unruly as hell young and more passive about it the older they get.
Trivia[]
- It’s unknown if a black rock can grow into a Very Strange One.
- They taste good
- You probably eat more Black Rocks than you really should.
These things are a delicacy in many Asian countries, the way I like them is boiled for 5 minutes. Toss on some lemon juice and baste with butter and thyme on a frying pan for extra flavour and enjoy! They taste like buffalo wings, which is even better! You can eat them raw but they are very tough raw.
These things are a delicacy in many Asian countries, the way I like them is boiled for 5 minutes. Toss on some lemon juice and baste with butter and thyme on a frying pan for extra flavour and enjoy! They taste like buffalo wings, which is even better! You can eat them raw but they are very tough raw.