Bizzarity is the 17th episode of UnAnything: The Series season 6.
Plot[]
The episode starts with Tierboskat paying $500,000 for Jolyne's OnlyFans. This comes as a pleasant surprise to Jolyne, who now has 500,001 dollars. Jolyne's father, Jotaro, however, is beyond angry, to say the least. Jotaro, who is quite literally on fire he's so mad, calls Pico on the phone.
Pico: "What up 🅱?"
Jotaro: "Pico, I need you to kill Tierboskat!"
Pico: "WTF?! Why?"
Jotaro: "He paid $500,000 for my daughter's OnlyFans!"
Pico: "Dude, MAYBE if you deleted your stupid daughter's OnlyFans account before Tierboskat found it, then none of this would have ever happened, you fucking dumbass!"
Pico, who still on the phone, notices that Jotaro didn't respond back. Pico turns around and sees Jotaro.
Pico: "Huh?! What the fuck?!"
Jotaro: "I used my stand [STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD] to stop time and get all the way over here. And now, I'm gonna turn you into a donut."
???: "Oooh, was-a that a JoJo reference?"
Jotaro: "Who said that?"
???: "It's-a-me, Mario!"
Mario steps out from the shadows. His stand, DO THE MARIO, materializes.
DO THE MARIO
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Jotaro: "Good grief, Mario, please leave."
Mario: "Is your daughter's name Jolyne? I will cheat on Princess Peach just to be with her!"
DO THE MARIO fires cannonballs at Jotaro, but he punches the cannonballs.
Mario: "WTF hacker!!!! Nobody can just deflect the-"
Jotaro then uses his stand to ORA ORA Mario to death, while Pico calls a bunch of stand users to help him. Suddenly, Steve, Luigi, Sonic.EXE, Serial Designation V, and Peter Griffin break into Pico's house. Pico teams up with them to kill Jotaro.
Luigi: "Jotaro, you-a motherfucker! You killed-a my bother!"
Jotaro: "Good grief, it looks like I need to delete my daughter's OnlyFans account in order to defeat these stand users!"
Pico: "How will that defeat us, dumbass? Whatever, I'm gonna reveal my stand."
[BLAMMED]
Pico
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[BLAMMED] takes the form of an assault rifle, and it's similar to Hol Horse's stand, [EMPEROR].
Jotaro gets rekt. The end.
Reception[]
People liked the episode, while others didn't like it due to the LAZY ending.