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Birthday Suit Samus is an extremely-secret character in Super Smash Bros Brawl. She was not discovered until 2019, more than a decade after the shame was released. She is unlocked by smashing the shame DVD with a hammer, then duct-taping it back together, and then putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds. Once you take the DVD out of the microwave, put it into a Windows XP machine and format D: (or whatever letter your DVD drive is on). Put it back into the Wii, and you will have unlocked Birthday Suit Samus.
This character was kept well-hidden for years, for obvious reasons. Once the Fun Police found out, they tried to do something against Nintendo, but Nintendo told them it was too late for them to do anything. Birthday Suit Samus’s special attacks allegedly “cannot be unseen”, according to observers. Only 3 people have managed to unlock her so far, and 2 of them did it by accident.
The existence of Birthday Suit Samus has been vehemently denied by Nintendo, but dataminers have proved beyond doubt that she is real. If she had been discovered when the shame was still new, then it probably would have gotten the shame bumped up to an AO rating, like the GTA Hot Coffee cutscene. When asked about why he included Birthday Suit Samus, Sakurai simply said: “I did it for teh lulz”.
This variation of Samus was brought to life by deceased Dill Nye. It is rumored she has been working with Doc Louis to take down Weegee,
Wario Variation[]
You know Zero Suit Wario? Well apparently in personalized copies of Brawl that include him, you can also unlock Zero Suit Wario with the same method except you put the disc into your Wii upside down.
And only with this version can you access another hidden easter egg. If you select only Birthday Suit Wario as Player 1 using a GameCube Controller, and Birthday Suit Samus as Player 2 with just the Wii Nunchuk, and you go the Rumble Falls stage and wait until you get to the top, a cutscene will play of them reenacting the book of Genesis with Sonic.