
Great. Binley Mega Chippy is closed.

A huge queue of people outside of Binley Mega Chippy.
Binley Mega Chippy is a random Chip restaraunt in the UnUnited Kingdom that became a meme for no reason at all. It became a meme in 2022, and was founded in 2004 by an idiot who called his chip restaraunt 'Binley Mega Chippy'. There is currently only one Binley mega chippy, but the franchise will spawn a sub-company called Binley Ultra Chippy, and expand it's operations across the UnWorld, giving every country at least one of them.
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Item | Description | Price | |
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Chips | Just a bunch of chips mate. | £2 | |
Fish & chips | Salted chips with crispy fish. | £4 | |
Sausage and chips | Sausage and crispy chips. | £7 | |
Curry sauce | A sauce weirdly used on fish and great on chips which make you shit. | 64p | |
Pie | An edible Battle for Dream Island contestant. | £5 | |
20 pack of Chicken Nuggets | The most best and most underpriced nuggets. | 70p | |
Battered sausage | A very cheap snack. | 30p | |
Awesome Sauce | THE BEST SAUCE EVER! | 20p |
SONG LYRICS[]
I wanna to go out for tea
Let’s go down to Coventry
Scout out all the places we should eat
I really fancy a chippy
Too many options
Around this city
Let’s head on down to Binley
I’ve heard they’ve got a good place there
Anyone got change to spare?
Binley Mega Chippy
Binley Mega Chippy
Binley Mega Chippy
Binley Mega Chippy
Look at all the food they have
All of them sound like a right scran
I think I want a chicken kebab
I will go up and order that
I see the queue behind my back
I won’t take too long man
There’s no need to shout at me
They always have food at BMC
Binley Mega Chippy
Trivia[]
- Some guy crashed a bus into here on his UnSchool trip to a random theme park.
- This place is currently being rebuilt because Bob the Builder destroyed it. Reconstruction is due to end in January 2023, and Bob is banned from a 4-Mile radius from Binley Mega Chippy until it is rebuilt.