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BMCHIPPY

Great. Binley Mega Chippy is closed.

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A huge queue of people outside of Binley Mega Chippy.

Binley Mega Chippy is a random Chip restaraunt in the UnUnited Kingdom that became a meme for no reason at all. It became a meme in 2022, and was founded in 2004 by an idiot who called his chip restaraunt 'Binley Mega Chippy'. There is currently only one Binley mega chippy, but the franchise will spawn a sub-company called Binley Ultra Chippy, and expand it's operations across the UnWorld, giving every country at least one of them.

MENU[]

Item Description Price
Chips Just a bunch of chips mate. £2
Fish & chips Salted chips with crispy fish. £4
Sausage and chips Sausage and crispy chips. £7
Curry sauce A sauce weirdly used on fish and great on chips which make you shit. 64p
Pie An edible Battle for Dream Island contestant. £5
20 pack of Chicken Nuggets The most best and most underpriced nuggets. 70p
Battered sausage A very cheap snack. 30p
Awesome Sauce THE BEST SAUCE EVER! 20p

SONG LYRICS[]

I wanna to go out for tea

Let’s go down to Coventry

Scout out all the places we should eat

I really fancy a chippy

Too many options

Around this city

Let’s head on down to Binley

I’ve heard they’ve got a good place there

Anyone got change to spare?

Binley Mega Chippy

Binley Mega Chippy

Binley Mega Chippy

Binley Mega Chippy

Look at all the food they have

All of them sound like a right scran

I think I want a chicken kebab

I will go up and order that

I see the queue behind my back

I won’t take too long man

There’s no need to shout at me

They always have food at BMC

Binley Mega Chippy

Trivia[]

  • Some guy crashed a bus into here on his UnSchool trip to a random theme park.
  • This place is currently being rebuilt because Bob the Builder destroyed it. Reconstruction is due to end in January 2023, and Bob is banned from a 4-Mile radius from Binley Mega Chippy until it is rebuilt.
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