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Bing is the search engine designed to rival Google that was made and used by Bill Gates. By "was made and used" we mean Gates made it, he used it once, and then Nobody ever used it again. Bing has not been seen since, though rumors persist that Bing can be found at the bottom of the ocean, roaming the jungle, or roaming the jungle at the bottom of the ocean.

Bing was rumored to have made a revival after Yahoo! started being stupid, but this is a myth. Bing is either dead, or some senile old man that thinks his applesauce is a magical rainbow pony.


  • Be better than Google.
  • That’s it.
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