Billy Mays' visage is recognized by approximately 100% of children under the age of 60.
Billy Mays is the result of a genetic experiment involving concentrated advertisements and YouTube Poop and is known for advertising items for both Morshu & Squadala Man. He has been a controversy during the Hyrulian Civil War to the present day. He advertises stuff like the King's Dinner Blaster and the Squadala Bomb. He faked his death in the year 2009, but he's really immortal. He was the one who invented Squadala's Flying Carpet and Squadala took all of the credit because he was just too AWESOME. He also invented the Petite Lap Giraffe, and is the current mayor of "CWCVille," wherever that is.
Stuff he advertised
Here is a list of stuff he advertised for in the last century or so
This Bee Bazooka can fire real-live professional bees at OVER 9000 miles an hour.
- iPingas Insurance
- Big City DINNER Station
- Mighty Spagetti
- Squadala's flying Carpet
- Ultimate Dinner Blaster 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta
- Bombs
- Lamp Oil
- Not Rope
- THE KING (CD)
- Big City Collider Station
- Munf Munf
- Squadala Ratings
- Visit Raccoon City Today Inc.
- OXI-CLEAN
- Billy Maim
- Triple Sh*tty Slider Station ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhpkFGyOP6g )
- Asriel Dreemurr DIY Kit ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5z4CDnSF1A )
- Jupiter
Billy Mays as he appears in Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam
History
Billy mays stalking Obama again along with the King.
One day he was driving when he saw a man in a cloak jump onto another man and stab him. He asked the dying man who he was and the guy said Anthony Sullivan. Billy killed him and took over Oxi Clean. He then started advertising the most amazing junk in the world and killed people who don't buy it with his Bee Bazooka, which he once almost killed the King with. Then Ganon used DIE on Mays, forcing him to retreat.
Billy Mays not only known as a person that advertises stuff but also is good friends with Obama. As seen in this picture, Billy Mays also invites his friends like the King and Weegee to hang out.
Billy Mays also has his own card in the famous new trading cards, CD-i & Youtube Poop Trading Cards by King Harkinian. It is one of the rarest and most valuable cards you can get. Chuck Norris was so impressed by this set, he injected Plotholium into Billy Mays and made him even epicer.
Powers
- Creation (pretty big power, considering the fact Plotholium is included)
- Teleportation
- kick people very hard
- Shadow Hole Jutsu
- Chaos Control
- The Force
- Purify things
Billy Mays' card
YTP Billy Mays Gets Road Rage While Advertising a Non-Working Radio Broadcaster
Billy Mays advertising his new product, the Jupiter Jack. His advertising skills are beast and unbeatable.