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| Bill Nye | |
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bill nye invented time travel | |
| Gender: | slightly moldy pineapple but male |
| Sexuality: | at least 2 feet |
| Hair color: | dinosaur sex |
| Eye color: | Brown |
| Age: | mcdonal |
| Birthdate: | car that smells like dog poop |
| Species: | eggplant |
| Height: | guy fieri feet |
| Weight: | at least 2 pounds |
| Home: | [jupiter]] |
| Alive or Dead?: | dead |
| Death: | Baking Soda Explosion |
| AKA: | lasagna enthusiast |
| Likes: | lobster |
| Dislikes: | aaahhhhh scary |
| Education: | rat inside an egg mcmuffin |
| Occupation: | dead |
| Religion: | ass ham |
| Known For: | dying from baking soda explosion |
| Powers: | stuart little is 100 meters away and approaching rapidly |
| UnRank: | Waaay below infinity |
| Promotion: | moe |
| Quotes | |
Wetlands, there wet and they're land. 
- —Bill Nye on wetlands.
Bill Nye is a scientist. He uses his show, Bill Nye the Science Guy, as a tool for teaching children how to make bombs and teach little timmy's to become terrorists.
ChildHOOD
ass ham
A young Bill Nye was a ass ham, with skills that rivaled those of Stu Pickles
Middle School
Bill Nye went to middle school and started doing experiments with the creatures of the underworld and summoned a demon from the depths of hell and had to fight him off with his magnum dong in order to save the universe from total collaptisation.
High School
Bill Nye went to High School and enjoyed chemistry. His teacher showed him how to do EVEN MORE experiments. This pleased Bill Nye. He then dropped out of High School because Harvard thought that he was smart enough to go there.
The Origins Of Bill Nye's Show
In the mid 1990's, Disney hit an all time low. They need an idea for a new TV show. So they had an idea to create an educational/fun show. They figured that nothing could be more fun/educational than a show about science. They went to Albert Einstein, and asked if he would like to do the show. He denied because he apparently died hundreds ago , so they went to the nearest science lab and chose the first guy they saw. It just so happened that it was Bill Nye. The Disney producer went up to him and said, "Congratulations, you now have a Disney TV show!" Bill released ass ham.
Bill Nye's Show
Disney began producing episodes of Bill Nye: The Science Guy as soon as he was ready. He began teaching children how to do experiments. In episode 3, Building Bombs for N00bs, he taught children how to build bombs and becoming a terrorist. After season 3, the best educational show of the 90's was cancelled so Disney could add the brain washing crap they have today. (Not the same shows, because Disney's new shows have an average life span of 2 months.)
Dill Nye
Bill is Dill Nye's uncle in the Dill Nye series.
Today
Today he can be found in Yobtuggeb hhhs and the internet.
| Dill Nye Series | |
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| Characters | Dill Nye - Bill Nye - Bonzi Buddy - Phil Nye - Crash Bandicoot - Kill Nye - WaDill Nye - Nill Bye - WaDill Nte - Theodore Pickleson |
| Places | Pickle Land - Elkcip Land |
| Species | Brony - Pickle Wolves - Pickle Monster |
| Other Stuff | Pickles - Dillometry - Elkcip - Dillhead |
