Wetlands, there wet and they're land.
—Bill Nye on wetlands.
Bill T-Rex Nye is a scientist. He uses his show Bill Nye: The Science Guy as a tool for teaching children how to make bombs, and teach little timmys to become terrorists. Bill Nye has a deep friendship with Einstein, and can also respawn. He also used to be a Russian spy and a Nazi spy before he lost his levels to the Master Debater. He always had a dream to kidnap. So he drove his Mystery Machine to Six Flags and found a Karen. He knocked her out and took her to his dungeon. She woke up and asked where the manager was. Bill Nye asked her to remove her clothing. She said that it was false advertising. So he decided to do a made up science experiment that blew up.
Childhood[]
Bill Nye grew up on the streets of Detroit. He established himself as the smartest kid in the UnWorld, EVER! Isaac Newton did not appreciate this. So Newton challenged Bill Nye to rap battle. A lot of famous people came to watch. It ended in a tie, creating Nill Bye. Bill Nye was winning, but for some reason Neil DeGrasse Tyson thought that he needed help, so he came to help him defeat Isaac Newton, which they did. He then continued to study science. At the age of 4 he was forced into an arranged marriage with Cappy for his parents' political benefit. He also secretly murdered Taylor Swift and Travis Kielce whilst torturing them. He also loved to go to Taylor Swift’s Christmas tree farm and steel trees. He then cuts up the trees to make a model of Hell. While he makes the model, he grows horns in his head and grabs a pitchfork. He did this to get better grades for his Physical Education class.
Middle School[]
Bill Nye went to middle school and started doing experiments with the creatures of the underworld. He summoned a demon from the depths of Hell and had to fight him off with his magnum dong in order to save the UnUniverse from total collapse. He loved to beat up little sixth graders when the teacher wasn’t looking. One time, he beat one up so bad that he broke their forehead and got to their brain. He decided to take the brain and give it to Thomas Jefferson. Afterwards, always took people’s brains and performed experiments on them.
High School[]
Bill Nye went to High School and enjoyed chemistry. His teacher showed him how to do EVEN MORE experiments. This pleased Bill Nye. He then dropped out of High School because Harvard thought that he was smart enough to go there.
The Origins Of Bill Nye's Show[]
In the mid 1990's, Didney hit an all time low. They need an idea for a new TV show. So they had an idea to create an educational/fun show. They figured that nothing could be more fun/educational than a show about science. They went to Albert Einstein, and asked if he would like to do the show. He denied because he apparently died hundreds ago, so they went to the nearest science lab and chose the first guy they saw. It just so happened that it was Bill Nye. The Disney producer went up to him and said, "Congratulations, you now have a Disney TV show!" Bill was excited at the possibility, and released ass ham.
Bill Nye's Show[]
Disney began producing episodes of Bill Nye: The Science Guy as soon as he was ready. He began teaching children how to do experiments. In episode 3, Building Bombs for N00bs, he taught children how to build bombs and becoming a terrorist. After season 3, the best educational show of the 90's was cancelled so Disney could add the brain washing crap they have today. (Not the same shows, because Disney's new shows have an average life span of 2 months.)
Dill Nye[]
Bill is Dill Nye's uncle in the Dill Nye series.
Today[]
Today he can be found in your mother's bed and the internet.