giving his speech of how feels to be smart
his mugshot when he stopped traffic for no reason
Bill Gates (formally known as Bill Einstein) is the founder and CEO of Microsoft. He is the son of famed scientist Albert Einstein and is currently one of the world's richest men.
Bill was born to Albert Einstein in a year Albert Einstein was alive. Nobody knew that Albert had a son named Bill. In fact, Albert had Bill's last name changed to Gates so it would be kept a secret. Also, Nobody knows why he did this.
Bill grew up on Earth, and raised in the ways of the humans, as he was one. There is only one tradition of humans he refused to follow: DINNER. Bill,unlike his father, was very dumb.
Bill Gates created a company known as Microsoft (in fact, a lot of people did, but he took all of the credit). He now runs this company, and is the richest company ever (except for companies).
But then one day he started to sell juice and he killed 2000 people with it. He joined a wierd guy to eat lotsa spagehtti.