Bikini Bottom

Center of Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom also known as Taylor Gang Country (formerly known as Garbage World and before that Crap County and Sexy Bikini Town in Japan) is the main setting in SpongeBob SquarePants. The city has a proper population of about OVER 9000, but the entire metro area (including Crap Fields) has a population of One. The city consists of various businesses, including restaurants, stores, adult entertainment, pawn shops, and manufacturers. The city has a stable economy, a horrible education system, questionable health care, flimsy labor laws, a unstructured government, and a corrupt law enforcement system.

Location

Bikini Bottom is located at the bottom of the sea, and if you do not know that, you are an idiot. In the center of Bikini Bottom, the citizens are forced into slavery and are forced to live in large, gray buildings made of metal. There are some other forms of buildings, mostly depressing crap shacks. Further out from the town citizens need to use whatever is available and struggle everyday to survive.

Architecture

Most houses are condemned due to safety hazards and/or crimes committed in the house.

There buildings are very bland and have no artistic skills.

Inhabitants

Most of the people who live in Bikini Bottom are crazy nut jobs. It is home to some of the weirdest people ever to walk this planet. There is a demented man named chocolate who is addicted to chocolate. There is an old lady who looks like a dead snake who remembers when chocolate was invented. There is a greedy bastard named Mr. Krabs, who charges ridiculousness prices for his mediocre food.

Establishments

There are no reliable establishments in Bikini Bottom, other than a few pawn shops and gun stores.

Residential Evil

Bikini Bottom has many houses. Many of them contain zombies, hell hounds, and giant spiders. All of the main characters wish they had enough money to own on. There is also a residential community called Testicle Acres, where only Octopi can reside.

Health

Bikini Bottom's Hospital was built by Umbrella, this what it looks like on a typical day.

Bikini Bottom has its own health department and several hospitals open for its residents who deal with mental instability. Since the city has a large obesity problem, suicide booth sizes have been doubled

• Bikini Bottom Hospital
• Weenie Hut General
• Super Weenie Hut General
• Suicide Booths

Cuisine

They eat fish food and the gay fish eat fish sticks.

Entertainment

• Adult Dancers
• Adult Films
• Firing Ranges

Exercise

• None, everyone in the town is fat.

Environment

Bikini Bottom is the most ghetto underwater city in existence. Even more ghetto than the Underwater City Of Atlanta.

Wildlife

Bikini Bottom has a certain range of wildlife such as Marajuana plants. These plants, when smoked, make the smoker incredibly annoying. This is most likely the reasonSpongebob acts the way he does.

Animals

In Bikini Bottom, animals are treated with much neglect.

Politics

Government

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Former Mayor of Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom's government, although uncertain, is set up just as it would be in any corrupt country. In comparison to American cities, Bikini Bottom appears to lean more liberal.

Law

There aren't that many laws in Bikini Bottom, but despite them there are hundreds of criminals.

Crime

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The Bikini Bottom Jail

Bikini Bottom has large crime rates because of the heavy presence of maniacs, psychopaths, and over working bosses. along with the Sponge Gang.

Education

The mayor of Bikini Bottom once said that "education is useless!" So, they tore down all of the schools and no one has learned anything since then.

Health

The well-being of an average Bikini Bottomite is not good at all. They all suffer from either mental instability, drug addiction, depression, or dimensia.

Culture

The culture of the city is horrid, at best. The only art is graffiti.

Climate

Bikini Bottom's climate is typically sunny and mild. The city does at times receive rain, thunderstorms, and snow in the winter. On a few occasions the day is very hot or very cold.

Disasters

Bikini Bottom has been destroyed at least ten times. SpongeBob has started two disasters: the pie bomb and crossing the beam.

Main Article :List of Destructions Caused in Bikini Bottom

• Wormy: Wormy Incident: The citizens suffer from mass hysteria and wreck the town when SpongeBob and Patrick warn them of a "monster".
• Hall Monitor: Car Wrecks/Break-ins: SpongeBob causes chaos in the city when he overuses his power as the hall monitor at Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
• Something Smells: Toxic Breath: When SpongeBob runs out ingrdients, he decides to make his own concoction, the peanut onion sundae. After eating it, he goes downtown and disarray results from his eye-melting breath. Later, at the movies, Patrick tries some of SpongeBob's creation, and together manage to melt the entire cinema.
• Once Bitten: Mad Snail Disease Outbreak: An outbreak of the disease turns residents into "zombies", crippling the economy and yet again the other citizens suffer from mass hysteria and wreck the town out of panic.
• Good Neighbors: Squidward's House Attack: Squidward's house turns into a giant robot when the security computer had gone haywire by SpongeBob and Patrick's apology cake and the robot destroys Bikini Bottom.
• Spongebob, Sandy, and the Worm: Alaskan Bull Worm Incident: An Alaskan bull worm enters the city and consumes everything in sight, so the citizens dig up Bikini Bottom and move it into a city-size trench in hopes of escaping the worm's appetite, but the worm falls into the trench when it tries to eat SpongeBob and Sandy and crushes the city, killing most of the citizens.
• Pie Bomb Incident: Squidward purchased a pie to make up for employee brotherhood day, despite some of the pirates he bought it from telling him it was made in a bomb factory. When Mr. Krabs tries it, he drops it, and it almost kills the two. SpongeBob then finds it and Squidward and Mr. Krabs find SpongeBob acting like he ate it, and when told SpongeBob will be dead by sunset, Squidward makes sure SpongeBob's last hours are his best and spends quality time with him. At sunset, an explosion occurs, but Squidward finds out it was really a bubble bomb created by SpongeBob, and SpongeBob tell him he was saving the pie so they could share it, but he trips from a rock and the pie drops on Squidward's face, and an explosion the size of a nuclear bomb occurs.
• The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Plankton controls everyone in Bikini Bottom and calls it Planktopolis.
• Once Bitten: Mad Snail Disease Outbreak: An outbreak of the disease turns residents into "zombies", crippling the economy and yet again the other citizens suffer from mass hysteria and wreck the town out of panic.
• Good Neighbors: Squidward's House Attack: Squidward's house turns into a giant robot when the security computer had gone haywire by SpongeBob and Patrick's apology cake and the robot destroys Bikini Bottom.
• Sing a Song of Patrick: Patrick's song Incident: Patrick wrote a song called I Wrote This, so SpongeBob and Patrick decided to get it on the radio. The people that work in the radio rejected the song, so SpongeBob and Patrick decided to put the record on top of the tower, so that it played all throughout Bikini Bottom. The citizens panicked and caused chaos.
• The Krusty Plate: Crossing The Beams Incident: When SpongeBob was forced to work overtime at the Krusty Krab cleaning dishes, he accidentally caused some form of molecular distortion about the town while trying rigorously to clean a plate.
• Gift of Gum: Gummy Incident: Patrick ate Gummy and blew a giant bubble that engulfed all of the whole town.
• Doing Time and Mrs. Puff, You're Fired: Driving Incident: SpongeBob takes the Driving Test with his new boat.
• Spongebob's Last Stand: Jellyfish attack because of the highway.
• The Clash of Triton: Triton incident: SpongeBob was tricked into letting Neptune's son, Triton, out of his cage, and the prince started wrecking Bikini Bottom with his god powers, and whenever they touched the buildings, they blew up. Triton also wrote his name in the middle of town with his powers that caused at least ten buildings to blow up.
• The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom : At the Krusty Krab the massive flow of a patty flows everywhere, eating Bikini Bottom.

Media

Bikini Bottom has many forms of media. Newspapers, magazines, radio, and television contribute to Bikini Bottom's wide spread of news and entertainment.

• The largest newspaper in the city is a quality daily, The Bikini Times. It features the regular news, sports, lifestyle features, arts, entertainment, business, as well as daily comics. One of the comics is called The Wisenheimers.
• There are two science magazines called the "Bikini Bottom Inquirer" (a parody of The National Inquirer) and "Fake Science Monthly" seen in the episode: The Camping Episode. There is another magazine that is called, "Long, Tan and Handsome" . There are two dance magazines: "Dance Now", and "Interpretive Dance Quarterly". Other magazines include "Squid Ink Magazine", "Boring Science Digest", and "Fancy Living Digest".
• There are many singers and there also appears to be boy bands and rock bands; the first being "Boys Who Cry" (R&B) that Pearl enjoys and "Stingray 5000" (Album Rock) that Patrick happily found in the dumpster, and "Ned and the Needlefish" (AAA), who appear in the episode: Wigstruck.
• There is Bikini Bottom News (television newscast anchored by Perch Perkins, who at times is also a field reporter, and the Realistic Fish Head along with Bob and Barbara and food critic Gene Scallop) and many different TV channels such as Sport, Lifestyle, and a "Secret Channel".
• Some of the Radio stations in Bikini Bottom are WH20-FM (as of 2006, Hot Adult Contemporary/Adult Top 40), KRUM (Rhythmic-leaning Top 40/Dance), who aired the hit "Bee-Boo-Boo-Bop", and KOLD (as of 2001, it was Oldies/MOR in the Morning). Another Radio station, heard in "A Day Without Tears " is known to play Classic hits, such as Songs from Eely Dan (A parody of Steely Dan). Also, there is KRUD with "You Won't Get Away With Stealing My Car" hits.
• (Since KOLD was first "seen" in 2001, it could be that, much like other oldies stations that existed back then, KOLD evolved or shifted from softer Oldies to more rock-based Classic Hits by 2010, and could have restricted or outright rotated out the MOR songs to the point where it COULD have been the classic hits station in "A Day Without Tears" ).
• House Fancy is a show that Squidward was always hoping to appear on. He eventually did. The host is a fish with groomed blond hair named Nicholas Whithers. Squidward also appeared on the Bikini Bottom Public Access television program with his show, Squidward Chat, after his favorite show was replaced by Guitar Lord.

Panoramic Images

Crashed Bikini Bottom

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Other places

Main article: List of places in SpongeBob SquarePants

There are places and features outside Bikini Bottom. Most of them appear in video games.

Other towns and cities in SpongeBob SquarePants include rock bottom, Bass Vegas, Ukulele Bottom, Apple World, Atlantis, Leisure Village, tentacle acres, Palm Bay and bottoms up/Waverly Hills, New Kelp City , plus Bikini Atoll on the surface. Shell City (also on the surface) is six days away through a long and dangerous route beyond the County Line (the boundary of Bikini Bottom).