Big and Small

Big and Small was the name given to an obscure, short-lived series of incidents covertly filmed in 2008 and adapted to television by a BBC affiliate, involving the lives of the eponymous Big and Small, a pair of virtually unclassifiable Muppet-like organisms living their daily lives in the countryside of a land contaminated with primeval worms who make attempts to perform espionage on the two.

Despite their diminutive sizes, Big and Small are shown to be adept at performing complex and dangerous stunts and crimes, most of which involve damaging the walls of their household, located some thousand miles in the middle of nowhere in some deranged manner.

Cast[]

Character	Description
Big	An innocuous, mature, yet lean-obsessed organism who is apparently reminiscent of a bear, though in truth resembles Barney more than anything, for the most part when he unveils his... teeth. Close companion of the post-mentioned Small.
Small	The narcissistic, obstreperous birthchild of a Cheeto and a semi-lobotomized, diminished bear, responsible for accounts of vehicular manslaughter and tax fraud; it is unknown if smalls or bigs as perceptible species though even are required to pay tax.
Ruby	A pink mouse that was disengaged brutally from a computer for her impertinence upon birth. She currently resides with Big and Small free of charge, though at first they were oblivious to her mere existence.
The Dig-Its	A race of primeval fascist worms who rule the land the incidents took place in, and for that moment were made to reside in a solitary tree in the garden who at times performed rituals during the incidents to engage their prime targets, Big and Small, either into labour, animal endangerment or into worm propaganda.

List of incidents[]

Approximately seventy-eight Big and Small incidents have been seized, reported, and entitled by the curious minds of detective sergeants. The following is a list of the first twenty-six of them.

Something is Missing
Small, at the time a vagrant, unexpectedly infiltrates Big's house, expecting him to be acquainted with his existence.
Door for Small
Big roughly sketches some scribbles on a wall and smashes the thing to smithereens and gives the vast orifice in the wall he left behind to Small, who is offended by this.
Fish Wish
Small immensely endeavours to kidnap a fish from the pond. To no avail, Small tries to kidnap a primal Dig-It instead.
A Space for Small
Small smashes a wall in the house to debris and discovers and endeavours to conquer the foundation of a sewer lurker.
Piece of Cake
Big faces a seemingly endless period of melancholia over an insignificant whatchamacallit, that Small unknowingly thieved from him.
The Worm In Big's Apple
The two creatures at last become acquainted with the existence of the Dig-It leader during an attempt to mess up basic logic.
The Case of the Missing 'Saur
Big faces yet again another endless period of melancholia over a dinosaur figurine that, you guessed it, Small thieved from him; this time on purpose according to Twiba who kept her black, dead eyes on the whole incident.
Stormy Weather
Big and Small abscond from the apocalypse and consume an overabundance of cherry pie while confined inside of their cupboard while the Dig-Its throw a massive jubilee in the garden.
Playing by the Rules
Small commits numerous felonies inside of the household with his car while Big departs directly to collect letters.
A Sound Idea
Ruby endeavours to compose a gloomy song with the aid of a piece of broccoli tied effortlessly to a twig.
Rain Dance
Big and Small perform a ritual that they believe will persuade the sky to release water down on them, the flowers, and their damaged water hose that Small made use of for a 'rodeo'.
My Friend Fang
Small gets carried away over a filthy old sock.
Starry, Starry Night
Big excessively endeavours to accumulate the amount of celestial bodies visible from the sky and beyond.
Bad Luck Machine
Big devises a machine that he finds voluptuous, to say the least, but many claim responsible for the numerous injuries that occur inside of the household.
The Big Sneeze
Big becomes infected with what would well be an antecedent of the coronavirus, and because of this is unable to quit sneezing, and thus he orders Small to ~~abuse~~ aid him.
The Mysterious Woods
Big and Small venture into the so-called 'mysterious woods' for the first time, while making usage of moustaches as provisions.
Surprise, Surprise
Twiba propagandises her own race by means of performing an epileptic, repetitive ritual when Big and Small's attempts to astonish themselves prove futile.
The Sleepy Toy Thingy
Small intermixes the sandwiches he lets go of from under the bed to create a doll whom he thinks Big will be envious of.
Smashing Tomatoes
Big pick his beautiful prize tomato?
Picture Perfect
Big and Small damage their wall once again; now they have to paint portraits of Ruby to hide any evidence of their crime.
Twiba's Treasure Hunt
Twiba enslaves Big and Small into labour while in need of so-called "treasure" that, contrary to conventional belief would turn out to not be subterranean.
The Case of the Clogs
Small thieves a chicken's yellow wellingtons while in search of some chocolate milk and tumultuously goes to town while wearing them.
Twiba Takes Flight
Small erroneously teaches Twiba how to fall with style, being unable to differentiate a Dig-It and a "dweegle", due to his short mental capacity, no wonder his name is 'Small'.
Cabin Fever
Big and Small's household becomes confined by a heavy blizzard; Small irritates Big excessively during the crisis.
Five Minute Sled
The creatures steer around eratically in Big's brittle wooden toboggan.
The Gwelf in the Garden
Big and Small capture the Gwelf on tape, a being innovated by the Dig-Its while they were in search of resources. Prior to its discovery the two assumed and insisted it was a figment of a lunatic's imagination.