ooooOOOHHH!!
—Big Smoke, being an idiot
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
—Big Smoke, mistaking CJ for someone else
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
—Big Smoke, ordering the largest order EVER from The Cluckin' Bell
Big Smoke is a fat man who lives in San Andreas and eats food on a level similar to Kirby, Baby Yoshi and Fatman who is also a gangster. He is friends with his partner in crime CJ. Even though he once mistook him for someone else, he also hates Lalatroopsy and started Anti-Lalatroopsy-Humor which sadly proved unsuccessful to Anti-Barney-Humor. Even though Big Smoke owns 57 copies of The Jihad to Destroy Barney.
History[]
In 1969, Big Smoke came out of thin air as contrary to popular belief, Captain 7 and Bing Crosby did not have children. The child was somewhat grateful but most of the time sat on his ass playing chess with his friend who we don't know. He always lost to him and couldn't be seen without a bowl of either chips or apples in his lap.
When Big Smoke was 16 his parents realised that he was now addicted to video shames and junk food and breaking the law. SO THEY BEAT HIM WITH THE SLIPPER!!
By the time 2004 rolled around GTA: SA came out and he was amazed to see him in the shame, even more impressed of how good for PS2/Xbox/PC he looked.
Trivia[]
- He is kinda sus ngl
- YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
- Big Smoke really likes The Cluckin’ Bell, oooooHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'LL HAVE 2 NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, 2 NUMBER 45s, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
Big Smoke will pull out his baseball bat and swing in a circle uncontrollably for 15 seconds. Causing major damage to anyone who gets hit before he goes to The Cluckin' Bell and buys his famous order.
I'LL HAVE 2 NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, 2 NUMBER 45s, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
Big Smoke will pull out his baseball bat and swing in a circle uncontrollably for 15 seconds. Causing major damage to anyone who gets hit before he goes to The Cluckin' Bell and buys his famous order.