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Not to be confused for King Koopa's Doomship or Captain 0's Ship
MarioProblem

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Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spametti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!

LuigiProblem

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MarioProblemLuigiProblem

Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spametti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!

The Ducky Empire when they want to annex Ceuta but this bad boy pulls up:

Vesta

Big Ship o' Doom

A 1:a lot scale model of the Ship in question.

The Big Ship o' Doom is VestaServal's personal flagship, notable for frequent vandalism by Somebody and its habit of changing designs on a regular basis. Technically, it's a submarine, but it sails on the surface so frequently that it might as well just be a ship.

Overview[]

It is home to many people, including Vesta himself, an entire UnPolice division, Chuck Norriseegee and even MOAR. It also has room for 42,069 people, due to its weird space-folding technology that makes the Backrooms look like a halloween corn maze. You can also buy tickets to see what it's like on the ship from a cruise from the Isle of Chuck docks to Seoul or whatever route it's on now. These tickets cost $-250, because of Vesta's self-insert troll powers that help him clone money, so he just gives it out like MrBeast.

It is also a good handler, as it handles as good as an average yacht despite its enormity, and its drift ability is unparalleled on land. Its fuel is provided by a tiny black hole that releases enough power to light up Stupid City (and you'd be surprised at how inefficient their electricity is).

Weapons[]

  • Two high-powered triple laser batteries
  • 3 Spartan Lazors.

You know what? This is a really short list. Maybe it's because he's still building it.

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