I love Big Bird
—Obama on Big Bird
Listening once again, with candy canes and sn-
—His odd last words, before falling of a stage, then hitting his head
Big Bird is a very very very large yellow bird that can talk and think for itself (sort of). He is the most legendary bird in existence (not that that's saying much).
Big Bird was born in Sesame Street in November 15, 526 AD. He was raised by creepy bird people until he eventually made friends with all of the Sesame Street people. He is rather stupid, but that does not get in his way.
When Elmo turned evil, Big Bird was one of Elmo's first mob members. Literally three seconds after Elmo recruits him, Big Bird turns a gun on Elmo. Elmo shot him, and Big Bird ran off. However he rejoined.
Big Bird in his later years
He later died when the pilgrims got hungry. In 1876, Big bird came back to life, specifically get revenge on Elmo. But 3 seconds after he came back to life, more pilgrims found him and ate him. Then the pilgrims got hit by a train. Then, 3 years later, he came back to life AGAIN, and found his true naturall enemy: Pilgrims. He has been planning to get revenge on them ever since. Big bird is immortal.
He is 1,494 years old.
Political Career[]
A while ago (exact date is not known as Grover Jr.'s destroyed almost all written records of the event) Big Bird bought a quite large area of land directly next to Sesame Street from some shady guy he met at the bookstore. Big Bird then decided he would declare it an independent nation, much to the chagrin of the Sesame Street government. He declared himself Führer, a title he later admitted may have been in poor taste, of The Land of Bigbird or Bigbirdia for those who didn't want to use such a stupid name. His reign, however violently came to an end in a mere 7 weeks when Grover Jr. and the Sesame Street Militia seized Bigbirdia and annexed it as a part of Sesame Street.
Trivia[]
- In Brazil his horrifying brother Garibaldo lurks, he is considered a member of the Easter Island's Elmo Gang division.