- I love Big Bird
- —Obama on Big Bird
He looks fatter in person.
|Hair color:||FEATHERS YOU MORON! FEATHERS!|
|Species:||Gee, I don't know! a bird?|
|Known For:||Being Fat|
Big Bird is a very very very large yellow bird that can talk and think for itself (sort of). He is the most legendary bird in existence (not that that's saying much).
Big Bird was born in Sesame Street in ????. He was raised by creepy bird people, and he eventually made friends with all of the Sesame Street people. He is rather stupid, but that does not get in his way.
He later died when the pilgrims got hungry. In 1876, Big bird came back to life, specifically get revenge on Elmo. But 3 seconds after he came back to life, more pilgrims found him and ate him. Then the pilgrims got hit by a train. Then, 3 years later, he came back to life AGAIN, and found his true naturall enemy: Pilgrims. He has been planning to get revenge on them ever since. Big bird is immortal.
He is 1,493 years old.
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