Biased Ratings

We have a bias, but we won't accept yours!

— The Biased Rating's motto/excuse for their bad ratings

We have a bias, but we won't accept yours! The Biased Rating's motto/excuse for their bad ratings

The logo for Biased Ratings

Biased Ratings is an organization dedicated to giving ratings to things. It opened on the first of January in 1986. It is biased, and always gives unfair ratings, no matter what they are rating. No one but idiots that buy shames would base their opinion off of Biased Ratings. Sometimes they rate movies, sometimes Shames, they might rate people, places, anything! Once, they even rated shotguns!

Criticism

As their ratings are unfair, they have drawn lots of criticism. On the day it opened, people formed an Angry Mob in front of their HQ. ON THE FIRST DAY! During the second day, the founder of the company told them to "Get lost!",so they stopped bothering the company.

14 December, 1995: They rated Possum City, but because of the high crime rate, they gave it 0.0. This made Possum City mad, so the Possum Cityers formed an Angry Mob, and the organization was almost destroyed.

1997-2000: Biased Ratings rates in all secret, because it is World War 2.

2010: Chuck Norris didn't like his rating of "infinity", so he killed everyone working for biased ratings, shutting down the organization, but the people who worked there that he killed came back as zombies. He then killed 'em again with a rocket launcher.

Types of Responses

• We don't care
• That's stupid
• Good, but could have been better
• AWSOME! ^[sic]
• BUY THIS, POINDEXTERS AND GEEKS!
• THIS IS SO AWSOME SO EVERYONE AWSOME, STUPID, COOL, DEAD, UNDEAD AND CHUCK NORRIS HAS TO BUY IT! AND YOU TOO, ALIENS AND MONSTERS!