Bezel Chronoma (or LW-Childishness) is an insane loser who is now somehow the Time God as of 2024. Nobody voted him in, he just showed up with a suitcase and way too much time on his hands. We have a sneaky suspicion that he's a nepo baby, but he's unrelated to any of the previous Time Gods, so there goes that theory. He's also from another dimension, and hates all drug addicts and wants them to DIE. It's weird and dumb, yes, but that's just a taste of the sheer lunacy known as Bezel.
Back when he was younger, he used to attend school with Balan and Judgment Boy, who he was close friends with. Through school, he stayed friends with them, and even went to college with them. He was still friends with Balan, but one day, he discovered a dark secret about him that made him mad. He had a gang, his gang had an ally gang, and in that ally gang was a drug dealer. "That's messed up! Drug dealers hurt people quite a bit!" Bezel said, sharpening a knife. He didn't care that Balan regularly weaponized PTSD, he was just mad about him funding the druggies. However, Balan got really mad at him before he could kill Hip Choice (who is still unaware of this assassination plot), so he sent him to the Pasta Dimension as punishment.
One day, though, the dark spell Balan cast ceased to work, and he came back with Larry Lawson, whom he had "employed" as his "servant" (he was in slavery). Larry found another dark secret, though, this time one Bezel had been hiding. He literally had a shrine dedicated to a minor, who he believed to be his "goddess". Notice how we're using a lot of quotes here. Bezel beats around the bush, like, a lot. It's a terrible situation, really, and Bezel shouldn't even be here.
Nobody knows why he's considered the Time God, because he literally doesn't do anything besides pester people over procrastinating, or doing drugs, or Hell, even existing.
Trivia[]
- He was never friends with Jasper Rolls, because he thought theater kids were weirdos with too much time on their hands. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
- Bezel was once mugged by Camera-San while walking in an alleyway somewhere in Wadd. They took around 5 UnDollars, a pretty penny indeed. Apparently they didn't even do it for the money, they did it just to make him mad.
- He might be a Lostwavian (like Big Jim), representing the song Time.