You should have died.
—Berserk Skeletons, on the topic of death.
If you smoke weed, you'll end up like us.
—Berserk Skeletons
Berserk Skeletons, or skeletons which are incredibly dismissive, are epic skeletons who (mindblow incoming) who take negative statements and confirm them. Like the fact you don't shower, and they take positive statements and spin them into a negative.
If you were pork, we'd ask why you're not kosher and L + ratio you to death, as well as roast you because you're pork. We don't even care about Chuck Norris; that's what makes us the coolest dudes in the UnUniverse. We are also the undead. Not like you could ever figure that out. Our IQ's are either very high, or everyone else's is pretty low. Take that as you will. Or maybe you're too stupid to think.
Beliefs[]
We believe in a garden of pure ideology. One of which YouTube and Tik-Tok creators alike put in the drive and power to create worthwhile content for audiences to enjoy, to spawn from inspiration rather than imitation. Which is why we're also incredibly powerful at killing people, as the foundation for our believes are so based and so unbreakable no one can beat us and we kill you to death. This has resulted in lots of deaths from internal bleeding, as nothing can stop us. We like to say "Memento mori." even to idiots to show our intellectual prowess to the world.
Phrases[]
Generally the epic Berserk Skeletons are reactive to the statements of the PNGTuber at hand, like if they say something is bad, we would respond with "Like you?". It's tried and true.
- True.
- No.
- Who cares?
- Damn bro, I didn't ask.
- You got all of us laughing.
- Finally the video's over.
- I have cancer now.
- Like your dad?
- Nobody cares shut up.
- You're the god of cringe.
How to avoid Berserk Skeletons[]
You can't avoid us. We're stronger than you and also can't die idiot, so stop trying. Just give up bro nobody cares. We literally wrote a page about You and it's 100% true. Your death is inevitable and we're waiting for the day nobody gets to see you ever again just shut up.
Trivia[]
- They stopped being relevant two years ago. Nobody's told them, yet.