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A bear is a term often used to describe the mammal family of Ursidae. Bears enjoy roaming the caves, or the forests, and the rest of the wild. Bears enjoy feasting on human meat, thus classifying them as carnivores, so you better watch out, as you really shouldn't try and cuddly up with a nearby bear (unless of course, it's a teddy bear). Some bears also really love to do... bad things with little kids; a notable example of this is the infamous Pedo Bear, one of the most notorious of bearkind.
Types of bear[]
Care bear[]
- Main article: Care Bears
The term 'care bear' often refers to a member of an nontheistic organization of coloured paedophiles known as the Care Bears that spy down on little children from up in the clouds and fire magic from their stomachs filled with hyper-realistic blood. They often are referred to as 'care bears' due to how they only care about one thing. That is, killing and molesting little children and then doing terrible things to them. They are also rivals of the Teletubbies.
Gummy bear[]
- Main article: Gummy Bear
The gummy bear showing off its nudes.
A gummy bear is a abdominous, blubbery piece of candee shaped in the representative structure of a bear. They are widely known for their repetitive, exasperating though bygone musical number that they still bring up to this present day that just does not abscond from the minds of millions. They are also widely known for their ability to gyrate and perform abnormal series of movements which includes the vibration of several of their nudes in the eyes of public, despite their substantial obesity.
Gummy bears have also been known to travel worldwide, even having their own aforementioned musical number translated into numerous languages (even Telugu) to control the minds of individuals from all across the world. Despite this, they at the moment are in opposition of their threatening remark, that is Kummipea, an anomalocaris creature who is known for composing far more supreme hit songs to that of a gummy bear's. Kummipea's popularity is at all times at an all-time excessive, and is often thought to remain so.
Panda bear[]
A panda bear chewing on bamboo playing the flute.
A panda bear, often just referred to as a panda by people who are too lazy is a term often used to describe a monochrome, morbidly obese bear that roams cold areas such as the valleys of The Himalayas, a wasteland almost fully littered with snow and nothing else located somewhere in Dig-It Land. Their fur often helps them cope with the extremely rapid wind speeds in the snowy land, though it is unknown how they manage to subsist the extremely thick snow. They are not meant at all to be confused with the red panda, a member of a different family of mammals entirely.
As they live there, they are also affiliated with the Yeti's manufacturing company, Snowcones Inc., which invests in the manufacturing of snowcones, which are are basically lemon-flavoured snowballs popped inside of ice cones that are a delicious treat eaten and enjoyed by everybody in the Himalayas, although there is some controversy surrounding a certain ingredient in the 'delicious treat' that is the snowcone, although it is generally assumed to be lemon-flavoured.
Panda bears also have a brand of cheese named after them. Whenever one refuses to eat it, a panda bear will all of a sudden teleport out of Nowhere and get undoubtedly infuriated after having realized that they are unwilling to eat their cheese. They proceed to stare at the refuser for several seconds before assaulting them with whatever tricks and schemes they have in mind, and then force feeding the cheese down the throat of the refuser, thus teaching them their lesson, that is, to never say no to eating their cheese.
Polar bear[]
A polar bear is a species of bear native to the cold areas such as Siberia and the Himalayas. A polar bear's diet primarily consists of marine animals like fish and seals, which is causing the population of the Fish Union to slowly decrease. Similar to that of the penguins, the population of polar bears is slowly diminishing. No, not because of global warming, but rather due to the questionable habits of the Dig-Its, who often roam the bitter wilderness to forage for livestock to have a banquet on.
Teddy bear[]
A teddy bear is often thought by many to be the only category of bears to not be hazardous at all, and are simply thought by many to only be toys stuffed with fluff and nothing more or less. However, these mephistophelian, pedophilic organisms are secretly plotting to assault children as they aren't looking. They are good mates with the pillows, whom they often like to plot their propositions with.