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Beach Bob is a guy who's name is Bob. He lives on the beach, so he's a Beach Bob.

Beach Bob lives with his prized Dodo, his Dilophosaurus, his Utahraptor, his Triceratops, his Carnotaurus, and his Lystrosaurus. His house is a Thatch Hut, and it constantly gets destroyed by other people riding on fully imprinted Wyverns.

Beach Bob progresses every day, with his newest one being the successful taming of a Carnotaurus.


History[]

Beach Bob spawned on the Island, an artificial environment made to preserve dinosaurs and stuff. As soon as Beach Bob spawned, he was immediately spawn-killed by a Dilophosaurus. After respawning for the 8th time, he escaped the Dilophoaurus and started punching wood. Unlike in Minecraft, punching wood actually hurts you, but soon, Beach Bob tamed a Dodo, and got stone tools and a slingshot. He was attacked by the Dilophosaurus again, but Beach Bob knocked out the Dilo and shoved some food up his face. The Dilo woke up and was tamed. Then, Beach Bob got a Lystrosaurus to pet and made a thatch hut, where he could sleep for the night. He then managed to tame a Utahraptor, and he has the saddle for it. He found some hide, and a trash level Triceratops. Now, he's tamed a Carnotaurus, but his base is in between a war between two tribes. He was then forced to move away to Herbivore Island, and was taming a Stegosaurus. He tamed it, but then he had a fight with another Beach Bob. He won it, and changed his house into wood.

Powers[]

  • Iron Fists: As seen when he punched his very first tree, Beach Bob doesn't break his fists, and only takes minor damage.
  • Super Resistance: Beach Bob will not die to one Dilophosaurus bite, or two.
  • Upgrade: Beach Bob can upgrade all sorts of stats, like HP, Speed, Stamina, Damage, Crafting Skill, etc.
  • Fast Building: Beach Bob can make an entire thatch hut in a minute.
  • Ability to Tame Nearly Everything: Beach Bob can tame almost everything, from a Utahraptor to a Carnotaurus.
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