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Not to be confused with his lame rip off, Fatman, or Dr. Batman, a guy with the same name as Batman.

Batman is a stupid guy who dresses like a bat. Why does he do this? Please see below, and it will tell you! If only people read these days...

History

He is a child, but then some guy comes up, and kills his parents, so he becomes Batman

Bruce Wayne was a child of very rich people. They were so rich, they paid people so they could burn money. They took little Bruce to a money burning building, but Doctor Square stopped them, and shot his parents. He cried, and then cried some more. Then, he stopped crying, and got a bat costume. He played bat for while, then he became Batman.

He beats up villains, does some other stuff, and becomes very successful

Bruce then started his life as a hero. He beat up bad guys, just like YOU! He got a name for himself, and he even beat his greatest villains! The Joker got beat up. And Darth Vader? He didn't stand a chance against Batman. Even gods were beat by him!

Nothing else really happened, so he took a nap. When he woke up, the world had ended

See above.

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