- Not to be confused with his lame rip off, Fatman, or Dr. Batman, a guy with the same name as Batman.
Batman is a stupid guy who dresses like a bat. Why does he do this? Please see below, and it will tell you! If only people read these days...
History
He is a child, but then some guy comes up, and kills his parents, so he becomes Batman
Bruce Wayne was a child of very rich people. They were so rich, they paid people so they could burn money. They took little Bruce to a money burning building, but Doctor Square stopped them, and shot his parents. He cried, and then cried some more. Then, he stopped crying, and got a bat costume. He played bat for while, then he became Batman.
He beats up villains, does some other stuff, and becomes very successful
Bruce then started his life as a hero. He beat up bad guys, just like YOU! He got a name for himself, and he even beat his greatest villains! The Joker got beat up. And Darth Vader? He didn't stand a chance against Batman. Even gods were beat by him!
Nothing else really happened, so he took a nap. When he woke up, the world had ended
See above.
Trivia
- Batman is a rip off of Fatman, though most people think it is the other way around.
- It is agreed that Batman started The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Though many think he died during it, it was C2 who attacked Batman, not Chuck Norris, so he survived.
- Batman was NOT raised by bats!