I'm your worst nightmare. So wake up!
—Batman
I'll attack until you're dead! And then I'll keep attacking!
—Batman
Hi. I'm Batman.
—Batman
Gwarfolagotcho!
—Nobody knows why Batman said this
YOU ARE SECONDS FROM BEING SENT TO THE HOSPITAL!
—Batman, to The Joker, a few seconds before the ambulance arrived
Sometimes it's only madness that makes us what we are.
—That explains a lot.
Criminals are a terror. Hearts of the night. I must disguise my terror. Criminals are cowardly. A superstitious terrible omen. A cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror. I must be black. Terrible. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. I must be a creature. I must be a creature of the night. Mommy's dead. Daddy's dead. Brucie's dead. I shall become a bat.
—You racist, Batman!
IMA BATMAN SO YOU LISTEN TO ME JOKER! IMA KIL YU DUMY!!! UR STUPID AND IMA KIL U ALL!
—A drunk Batman talking to his butler.
Shut up Robin.
—Batman