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Bat Credit Card

Never leave the cave without it.

Bat_Credit_Card

Bat Credit Card

DOES NOT COMPUTE

The Bat Credit Card (also known as Nostalgia Critic's Worst Nightmare) is a device that was carried by Batman for a brief time. The Bat Credit Card gave Batman the ability to make any purchase he wanted and look really stupid while doing it. The Bat Credit Card was most prominently featured in Batman & Robin and then the review of said movie by Nostalgia Critic.

The Bat Credit Card has since been stolen by the Nostalgia Critic. After a long and intense battle, Nostalgia Critic temporarily got the upper-hand against Batman and snapped the card in half. Though Batman later beat the crap out of the critic, the card had been destroyed for good. Wait... Bruce Wayne just applied for another Bat Credit Card.

It is unknown to this day if psychosis is a power of the Bat Credit Card, but you can apply for one yourself if you go to Bank of America. You need to have a credit score and social credit score of at least OVER 9000 though, cuz they don't give this stuff out to poor losers.

Information on the Bat Credit Card[]

  • Owner: Bruce Wayne BATMAN!
  • Issuer: GothCard
  • Expires: Forever
  • Balance: At least $7 billion
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