
Film poster.
Basically a remake of Kung Fu Panda but with Lord Shen as the main villain is a 3D-animated film produced by NightmareWorks Animation in 2011, canon to the Kung Fu Panda franchise. It is called this instead of Kung Fu Panda 2 because Po kills anyone who dares suggest a sequel to Kung Fu Panda. Also, There is no reception for this film. One reason is because the raters and producers of the film were killed by Po immediately after the latter finds out that this movie *exists*.
A sequel, Basically another remake of Kung Fu Panda but this time with Kai as the main villain, released in 2016, was made by someone who still dared to oppose Po to add another installment to the Kung Fu Panda franchise. That person was later killed by Po following the sequel's release.
Plot[]
In the alternative universe, Po is still a panda, but in this case she he is a Wagon Warrior instead of a sussy imposter (because dragons CANNOT exist in any UnUniverse, as implied in How To Turn YouTube Dangerous by the same studio). She he practices Kung Fu with the Curious Five (NOT the Furious Five) - a Tiger version of Laa-Laa (NOT Master Tigress), a Viper version of Baby Sun (NOT Master Viper), a Crane version of Tinky Winky (NOT Master Crane), a Monkey version of Dipsy (NOT Master Monkey) and a Mantis version of Noo-Noo (NOT Master Mantis), in a monastery under Mei Lee (NOT Master Shifu)'s mentor.
One day, the six receive a news that the mayor of Hong Kong (NOT Gongmen City) has been killed by Lord Shen using his new weapon - a cannon that somehow spits fire. Therefore they proceed to Hong Kong to stop the latter.
However, as the group reaches Hong Kong, they are chased by Shen's army of sheep and wolves who put them in Stanley prison, which is named in honor for Stanley the pink male bird, Han2024's former account (or perhaps Stanley the Bugman). Po secretly escapes into Shen's cannon foundry, and from the peacock, Po learns that "Po's parents abandoned her him". Shen then blasts Po using a cannonball far away into somewhere called "Tai Lung".
Po fortunately lands in the water. She he then encounters the Smoothslayer, Shen's former maid. The Smoothslayer tells Po that Po's parents did not abandon her him, but rather, Po's mother (and presumably father) was/were killed when Po was just an infant. Upon hearing this, Po seeks revenge on Shen, so she he follows the route in which she he had been flying from back to where Shen is.
Just as Po reaches Shen, Shen is planning to kill Po's teammates on a ship. Shen then fires a cannonball at Po, again. Po, however, this time creates a redirect on UnAnything Wiki to the page Bruce Lee, calling him out. Bruce then uses his super strength to move the cannon and place it above Shen, killing him.
After the defeat of Shen, Bruce is elected to be the new mayor of Hong Kong, and the team goes back to the Valley of Peace in peace, but they leave Po behind, only for Bruce to contact his father, Chuck Norris, to roundhouse kick Po at a hyperlight speed causing her to travel back in time, in which a long time ago in a galaxy far far away her his father senses that his daughter son is alive. However Po somehow boomerangs back and fuses with the Po present in the normal timeline.
Reception[]
Why do you even read this part? Read the FIRST PARAGRAPH OF THE ARTICLE FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THIS!!!
Trivia[]
The movie is being released in China for being less racist this time, but is still banned in Teletubby Land.