Barney

Barney
This isn't any anti-Barney picture. This is THE anti-Barney picture.
Identity
Name	Barney
AKA	Bob
Known for	Being Extinct
Gender	Male (likely)
Traits
Hair color	Purple
Eye color	Scary
Species	Mutant Dinosaur
Life
Home	Barney's Top Secret HQ
Education	He runs a school, but they teach how to eat people.
Occupation	Jumping up and down.
Death	He ate himself.
Mind
Likes	Eating Children
Dislikes	The Color Purple
Stats
UnRank	99.99

This is the child-eating dinosaur. If you were looking for the man that still owes Gordon Freeman a beer, then go to Barney.

Barney was a stupid and evil purple dinosaur. He liked killing little things. He was sent by Bowser to get Lotsa Spaghetti from Malleo in Mama Luigi's shame called:Mama Luigi's Mansion.

He uses his Evil Mind Control to convince little kids that he is not evil, then he sings and dances with them. After they turn the cameras off, he eats them, and he gathers new kids. He does this for sport, not for food. When hes hungry, he just eats Pickles and Nachos. Though sometimes he snacks on Innocent Children because of the fiber he doesn't get.

Barney lives at Barney's Top Secret HQ. He plots his next attacks there. He enjoys using his Technology to conquer the world. He has never conquered the world, but you just wait!

He is purple due to a radioactive explosion that took place during Radioactive Man's rampage. He uses his purpleness to make people see purple. Then he EATS THEM! If he doesn't eat them, he rolls them in bread crumbs, cooks them at 350 or until golden brown, puts them in the refrigerator, and reheats them later.

History

Barney was born in some ancient time a long time ago. He lived in Ancient Sesame Street while he was a regular dinosaur, but was chased out by cavemen. He then went to a different street, and claimed it as HIS territory!

Eventually, children were invented, and he started eating them. This became a sort of hobby. He started eating more children than everyone else combined!

He opened a store called "Barney's Store", and nobody knows what he sold there. It closed down after the Police went in, so Barney ate them. He then turned into a super-dino, and destroyed everything in his path.

Barney now continues his job of eating innocent kids while avoiding attention from the police (because he eats them).